Da Slapster did not win da Poker Run...As a matter of fact, Slappy had ta drag Mrs. McDuner around...LITERALLY! Ya know she be crazy and all, but she wanted to be towed behind da McSlappmachine on a boogie board---So Slappy put on some straight scoops, tied a rope to da back, and whoala...TALK ABOUT SAND BLAST, YEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWW...SLAPPY WAS GRINNIN DA WHOLE TIME

. She didn't last too long...bout a hundred yards or so...Well, Slappy ended up pawnin her off to a buggy driver. MAAAAAAAAAN you shoulda seen his face after da run...Like he seen MILKZILLA or somethin. Slappy gotta feelin dat he's not gonna be da same after that ride...Whatta day...Slappy loved every minute of it...Thanks ASA for puttin on a great Poker Run...Slappy sure lookin forward to da next one

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