This is myGD Board. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My GD BOARD is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My GD BOARD, without me, is useless. Without my Board, I am useless. I must fire my PW'ness true. I must shoot straighter than my fellow PW who is trying to PW more than me. I must PW more than him before he PW'S more than me. I will...
My keyboard and myself know that what counts in this PW war is not the rounds we post, the noise of our posts, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the posts that count. We will POST...
My keyboard is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my keyboard clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My PW'S and myself are the defenders of my Board. We are the masters of Glamis. We are the saviors of our Dunes.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace! (CHEFF) LOL