The Slapster be crazy, but man can he dune
He roosts through the day, and well past noon
Into the night, he be tank Slappin' non stop
Railing the bowls, "G" forces at every drop
Then suddenly he stops, to visit with friends
Mr. Red Tail, the lizards, the fun never ends
Slappy's at home, loving Mother G
He knows in his mind, "Mother G loves me"
For days on end, Slapp shreds the dunes
The sound of the paddles, are his tunes
Rippin' dune to dune, Slappy he do
Screaming in delight, "Mother G I love you!"