I must confess. (sorry "slappy") I HAVE MET SLAPPY. Slappy is a 6'4 ft tall brown haired guy Who I got my first ride from.( an 81 250 ATC) That was by the way also my Step Brother. I Met up with Slappy again a few years later when a friend asked me to go riding at this place south of Salton Sea. ( then he went by the name Bob. I knew Bob for like 9 years before that trip) I hung with "Slappy" out at G for the next 8 Thanksgivings, Then an old friend and his wife, who I'd guess was Mrs. Mcdunner invited me to go riding with them a lot, and hang in their new trailer.( They went by the name Mike And GiGi) They were, and are real nice people. Then the strangest thing happened I found a place on the internet where everybody was just like the Slappys I had met before. Talking the same, caring about the same rights we have at this place south of Salton Sea, the same place the second "Slappy" took me. Although none at this place on the Internet were THE "Slappy", They all could have been their identical twin brothers or sisters.
Now when I was a kid I used to have to stay with a friend of my moms friend (a baby-sitter) and her dad played Santa at the mall. I knew it was him and I understood why he was doing what he was doing. So if ANYBODY told me it was him I wouldn't give a DAMN.
At this point I'm not quite sure why "SLAPPY" is a mystery. I would suppose there is a good reason. I though believe there is an extra added "lesson in life" to be learned along with the mystery of why "Slappy's" identity is a secret. AND IF I FIND OUT WHO IS PLAYING THE ROLL OF "SLAPPY" IS RIGHT NOW, I JUST MIGHT BECOME VIOLENT