As the morning drew near, you could surely see,
That the true warriors would come to be.

A new course was set for a battle to take place,
16 elite soldiers had decided their fate.

They would show courage and strength, uniting as one,
as 14 of their brothers went AWOL cuz of no sun.

This did not stop them, it strengthened their attack,
While the Primrose bloomed on sides of the track.

All went as scheduled, as the green flag dropped,
The EPO was on, who would take top?

Sand Chucker was strong, but danced with the sand,
As an injured shoulder put 16 in his hand.


Then we see a man on 3,
Who crashed as many times, so he took #15.


An original member, Donald came to race,
Taking 14, and a faster pace.


Most Improved was given to FNG,
He impressed us all, taking #13.


IflyCR500 will tell you how to join the Team,
He took #12, and stayed the most clean.


The youngest of the group felt a little pain,
So he earned #11, and stalled out of his game.


This man wouldn’t keep quiet; he talked so much smack,
Mike330R took 10th, and didn’t show his crack.


Fireball started it off, and set the pace,
We all had to chase him, he took 9th place.

A warrior in both worlds who came to fight,
Bugs and his Predator took 8th home that night.


Most of us know who trained for the race,
he went single digits, Chums took 7th place.


Out of nowhere came a man, just a little bit late,
And shook up the scores, SnS took 6th place.


Don’t hit the cones, or you’ll lose precious time,
Bucket took 5th, his five seconds on the line.


Always a leader, CHEF got his revenge,
Taking 4th place, Bucket got it in the end.


If you want to run 20, this man will endure,
He took 3rd place, his style so pure.


Mikey impressed us throughout the day,
Blitzing to 2nd place, he sure came to play.


And when it was all over, a new King was crowned,
Sndsamplr took 1st, Best All Around.


The Slappy Racing Team salutes you EPO, you are the Elite of the Elite.
Nobody can ever take this accomplishment away from you, one hell of a feat.

To the comrades who didn’t show, you missed the best yet;
This group of Sand Soldiers conquered the test.

Sweetness!!

NICE!!!!

. . .

to those who showed up.
but look out next time because I will be in the single digits.

Looks awsome slap, cant wait for the next one!

Looks like fun! Can't believe some didn't show due to rain!

After seeing Chummin ride Saturday nigt, I think I can drop him a spot.

Way to go Gang, looks like you guys had a great time!

Nice pics of the cheerleaders.



But where are the RACERS???

Nice!

Next time all you will see is all crack!

damn Mike Don't you remember what Nancy Reagan told us?

JUST SAY NO TO CRACK!

ALL HAIL THE KING! ME! It was a great race. It feels nice putting on that #1 jersey, I will wear it with pride. And I might even talk a little smack .

What a blast. A little rain, but lots of fun.

Hey Chummley, are you sure you don't want to ride my Raptor next time? I don't think that new top end in your slowzuki did anything for you. I guess it did, you lost a few places...

<-------- #29 WHOOT WHOOT

I am pretty sure I will get most improved

Next time i'm not going easy on you effin moofers, i aint scared of no witches eyes i'll plow right through em, i'm riding a frickin tank man!

I didn't want to come late and whoop all your asses so i went easy, next time i'll take it out of first and you'll see what those 660CCs can do.

Oh, and nice piece there slappy great time had by all, if i didn't have to drive home i would have joined in the post race Coors light race but i think i might have some good competition with the cheffster and chumpster.

Yes S-n-S, that race will have a different #1. Peace

Oh, and to let y'all know who was the lone #4. RC and the chEFF. Peace

word to the cheff. PEACE

Are there any (dare I say) "action" shots ? ? ?

It was raining pretty good.. No cameras were out.. All minds were on the race and staying warm..

I will definetly make it next time you moofers and then we'll see what's up. I would have raced you this time but my 70 haden't arrived yet.

But for reals ...next time for sure

Those were the action shots.

Of the cheerleaders.


Who's the dingleberry in the middle with his shirt on backwards and a big black hose between his legs?

You're not trying to tell me HE was the fastest are you?

Oh.... is this one of the NO SHOWS?

You goin out this weekend? I heard it's gonna rain a LOT worse this weekend.

Yep, that's me socal, the Champ. I turned the shirt around just to let you know what you will never have if I'm racing . Notice the hose? That's actually me at half mass; a proud member of the renob bros.

I wasn't a no show.....moms was in the hospital. I had to decline.

I'll be out there for the tourney though........sandsampler , you're a funny guy renob bros that's funny
and now that my 70 is warned up and broken in from going to olds you better watch out for my high speed action.

To the King of the EPO Peace

Cheff howd ya do with that cone molesting problem you had before?
You did'nt have a relapse did ya?

Cheff threw down like a mofo! The cones damn near jumped out of his way this time around. For as flat as Texas is, those boys can run the dunes pretty good.

That effer sure can ride

Its been a long time simce i've posted but just wanted to say I had a great time running the race. I wouldn't miss any of them, ever.

I feel the same way you do TWOSTROKE. Peace

Chef at least this time you didn't hit any cones. oops excuse me, move any cones.

ONLY ONE EXPLINATION for that - we didnt have those Fagg errr I mean Flaggers around the course to make sure of it - and we all know Chef cant ride without rubbing the outside lines a bit..

It's called riding on the edge. And yes, the chEFF did run a clean ride Peace

great thread slap...u guys rule!

Hey Cheff, When's your next trip out to be caressed in the bossom of mother G?

No ideas or plans yet 2 Stroke. Peace

Just a reminder.......... Peace

THIS WAS ONE OF THE BEST DAYS IN THE DUNES THAT I CAN
REMEMBER!!!!
TO MY 15 COMRADES......... AND THANKS YOU GUYS RULE

TO THOSE WHO DIDN'T SHOW........

NEXT TIME YOU ALL MITE WANT TO MAKE THAT #1 JERSEY XXL CAUSE
I'M COMING BACK AT 100% ........YOU HERE THAT SANDSAMPLER?????


EPO SC IS JUST OLD SANDCHUCKER!!!