OOOOOHHHH GET YOSELF SOME SANDSHARK, YOU BE EXACTLY RIGHT.

The Western Banded Gecko.
As a matter of fact, Slappy and Mr. Gecko hung out last week together. He sure is a cool cat...um...uh...Slappy mean lizard. He and Slap kicked it and watched da sun set one late afternoon. It was funny, cuz he didn't want to let go of da Slapster, it was like he kept sticking to Slappy's arm. And maaaaaaan was his skin soft and supple...Now only if Mrs. McDuner could learn from Mr. Gecko.
Anyways, Mr. Western Banded Gecko be growin 4 to 6 inches long, and when they be young, they have brown bands on them, but they be changin to spots and blotches when they be gettin older. The Mr. Gecko that hung out with Slappy was an older fellow, cuz he had blotches on him.
And when Slappy was starin at Mr. Gecko, he noticed that he had da coolest eyes, cuz his pupils was vertical and his lids moved. Slappy didn't realize it until he read about Mr. Westen Banded Gecko dat that is a distinquishin trait that sets them apart from all the other lizards. How cool is that???

Da only thing Slappy was real bummed about when he and Mr. Gecko hung out was that the battery in Slappy's camera ran dead, and Slap couldn't get a picture of him.
And if you want to read more on Mr. Gecko, just head on over to desertusa, you'll see that Mr. Gecko be a pretty cool cat...um...DAMN, SLAPPY MEAN LIZARD.
Way to go Sandshark, Slappy gonna be sendin you a Slappy Package.
[This message has been edited by Slappy (edited 03-21-2002).]