OK...it's bad weather...we're not at the dunes...This is the place to bench race all you want. But lets keep it in here..

I'll start...I can drive slower than anyone else in this forum...

No Bob you were waiting on me on New Years Day.

I dont want to talk to much sh*t...I have to wait and see how my mid travel VW turbo is going to hang with the LT cars with big horsepower!

Heck with it, after all its bench racing!!! Cant wait for my little turbo veedub to put those LS1's to shame.

Pinks anybody????

I know that my bench had had things go 100 mph across it before, with a little help from me...so my bench has seen some pretty good speeds before bring your bench on

whats bench racing?

its when you and your buddy line up at the starting line with your benches and the fastest one wins

My bench has a wobbly 4x4 so I am going to have to keep the boost down.

ok now i understand.....can i use my forklift?

sure you can, but then you would be in a different class...Forklifts tend to break up the areo dynamics of a fast bench

I like the comfort of couch racing better, them park benches are uncomfortable

Suuuure.....


Bob finds an extra 60hp lurking in his LS1, and now suddenly, he wants to bench race.

Coincidence? I think not.

yep...I'm skeeeered... But my bench has 6 leg power....I bet it's got more than yours...

Heck, I don't even HAVE a bench...

now you know why I want to race...

My bench has airbags and it can KICK YOUR @ss!

my bench has no areo dynamic drag what so ever....

ya...but does anyone have a picture of their bench going down the drags??

I tried, however they could not get a film speed fast enough so the pic would not blurrrrrrr.........

Oh God, too late.


Crapped up the Rolex.....

I have to be careful when driving my bench down the drags It gets airborn real easy!

My cousins, uncles, parents, neibor has a fater sand rail than any of you!

hey, FP I had that same problem, til I lowered the front legs some, not tooo much though, or you will get way tooo much drag

i think im gonna trade my bench in on a wench

what's a' matter wit you'se guys? I just spent 1/2 an hour puttin' some cool stickers on mah bench....and I know I gots another fiddy horsepower outta her. You all skeered or sumthin?

musta bin da kromed wuns

Raced my bench at the drags, I got to say it was the fastest bench there

my bench smells i go poopoo in panties

Alex,

I agree couch racing is much more entertaining

couch racing at his best :
couch racing

ha, i saw that on real tv, its a lot better in slow mo

holy shiat

THAT looks like fun

I just put a blower on my bench









Cleans out the garage nice and purty now.

[attachmentid=17103]i can bench race injectors

... thats cheating ... you are a pro

i dont have a bench yet, althoug i have a big assed mac toolbox, hate to use that as a bench though, guess i need to make my nench so i can do some bench racin

I ain't skeered of your pimped out stickered bench. I got a me a new mobil 1 sticker and I is gonna place it right, so there be no more drag. My areo dynamics and drag co-eefishn't is so bodacious you be beggin me for a handicap start..

I fer got to mention, my BrotherHood of the Slap sticker on the front O my bench..

Another Pro up against a bunch of amateurs, I am calling this one a foul for sure. Us normal bench racers don't stand a chance

Not when your towning me behind you!!!

Yo Beach, the Chumster has a point there, but then you would be traveling the same speed

Ill get some slack in the line and let him go..

Ok....I'm gonna have to break out the secret stuff....I'ma gonna get the zaino goin, so not only will I look good, the air will just slide over my bench....

And chummin...my pig couldn't even start to tow yours...so there..

yer saying Im not good enough for you to tow huh??

no...my pig is to underpowered....thas why i'm so slow....no place to put stickers!!

Now your back peddeling.. I see how it is.. You think my car is to much of a pig to tow..

you said that...not me...

Dang mods.. Playing word games again.. I see how you are beachhead.. Pigs at play Friday - All day.. Be sick or be regretful..

I ain't gonna regret nothin...I'm there...I'm sure you won't be..

Hey,
Not to make you jealous or anything - but Im leaving in 1 hour!!!

I'm NOT jealous...i can race my computer up and down those virtual dunes all day long... And I know you can't beat that..

Just watch out for the witches eyes. (viruses while duning on the computer)
Seems like a constant thing anymore. I wish those poople would get a life.
LATER DON~~~