Slappy popped into my mind this past weekend. Here's how the story goes...

So there I was on Saturday morning. Just woke up and decided to go find the people we were supposed to camp with. Friday night the wind was blowing so hard that we couldn't see a darn thing! We decided to find a place to sleep for the night and find them in the morning. Anyway, I unhooked the trailer from my truck and did some circling around gordons well trying to find them. Finally I found the camp.Right as I was driving up I felt a gurgling in my stomach. I felt I couldn't hold it much longer. The whole camp looked like they were sleeping so I kept driving by. I was on a mission to find a nice cozy bush to do the doodie in. The wind was still blowing pretty hard so visiblity wasn't so well. I found the perfect bush to do my number 2 in. Right in the middle of it I heard bikes and buggies. Couldn't see where they were so I asked myself "what are the chances that they'll see me?" Well the chances were 100% Out of all the bushes they chose to drive right by mine. I kinda covered my head thinking they wouldn't see me but my bright red truck kinda gave it away. It wouldn't have been so bad but there were some hot girls riding in a baja bug looking my way and laughing. Just an embarassment! It just reminded me of Slappy's story when he got caught at Mother G.

Rubberneck, ain't it just da pits when you think you got total privacy, and then "BAM"...Somebody be poppin over a ridge or comin around a bush just as you be in "FULL SQUEEZE"...And you know you ain't gonna do nothing when you be in "FULL SQUEEZE" ...Slap sure glad dat nothin popped on ya, cuz dat could be dangerous ya know...