A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in
the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it
accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handle bars,
was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the motorcycle
dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into
the dining room and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the shattered patio door.
The wife ran to the phone and summoned the ambulance.
Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to her husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital,
the wife uprights the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas
was spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the
gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was treated and
released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered
patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent,
went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and smoked a cigarette.
After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl
while seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and
her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband
lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns
on the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin. The wife again ran to the
phone to call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched
and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on
to the stretcher and began carrying him to the street.
While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife,
one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself.
She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them
slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out.
He fell down the remaining stairs and broke his arm.
Slappy,,, was this you???? LOL
(Taken from a Florida Newspaper.)
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Do It In The DUNES!
ARE YOU AWAKE YET???