Have you ever stopped to think "Why is his name "FASTERDADDY"?
If he is so freaking fast shouldnt his name be" SLOWERDADDY. As in slow down daddy you are driving too fast!
Makes ya wonder.

Even Cortni's kids said he was slow.

"Mommy, I don't know why you put us in that car with him. He drives slow, got lost 4 times and he kinda creeps me out when he looks at me like that."

That was from Boy.

Faster Daddy does not mean he is fast in the dunes...


It means when Mr. LV is in bed with him, he always says, "Go Faster Daddy" go Faster!!!!

Wanna kow why Fasterdaddy has the Golden Arches tattooed on his ass?



He didn't have enough money on him to afford "Over 90 Billion served!"

You guys crack me up.

damn, you f a g s are brutal!

All right Steve, thats WAR!!!

haha im gonna have to use that one!

Brutal.