Instead of race gas, it runs on lettuce or carrots, way more appealing to the Greenies that way.
Guaranteed not to cause massive ruts like an LT car
Comes in many vibrant see-thru colors
Fits in any trailer
No whip flag or lights required.
Noise is acceptable, except at times when the refrigerator door is opened.
Doesn't ever need oil, though a few drops of yellow fluid and sticky pebbles do come out.
Best part is it's fun for all ages and skill levels.
WARNING: can also be modified to run 1 GP or 2 GP, but don't let your
friends nearby; you may lose 1 or 2 GP and they'll end up in the hospital with somethin stuck in their arse!!
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1 HP = one Hamster Power
1 RP = Rat Power (rodent)
1 GP = one Gerbil Power
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