Im having trouble getting started on my next issue, which is long over due, so if anyone has an ideas for a start throw them my way.
Thanks, Stacy

drink a bottle of tequila and let the juices flow

When I finally snapped out of it and realized that was "Slappy" I scrambled to get to the door. If I could catch him before he drove away my job would be done. Just as I opened the door to head outside...

I could not believe my eyes. BlackBaja and Dankiestdude were being chased by this mob of girls. They figured they could hide out at the concert and lose the mob of girls.

Or this:
I ran into Pebbles, she was looking for Mark at the concert. She said that she was going into labor and needed to find Mark.

... But when I got there all I saw was some chick running down the street, yelling obcenities, swinging a torque wrench wildly through the air!

Stacy, Esco had a good idea. Just sit down in front of your computer and have 5 shots of Vodka, Rum or tequila. Wait 30min to let it kick in, then read the story and start typing. You will be amazed of what you will come up with... Now get to work.

Hey I thought you were going to write about the freaks that came out the night we met? C'mon you gotta do a story about that...

Stacy....WATCH MY ****!!!!!!!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Have you gotten over your block yet

No, she's still trying to start her Honda!!!

Hey they got my Honda started! Can't begin to thank you guys enough!

well FireBall's unlike your mamaha my Honda has e start so i never have any trouble...and just so you know i have a story brewin right now.