Of course you know dat Slappy got hisself a White Coat in-prisoned down in da McDungeon makin flags and soap for Slappy...Well, before Slappy gonna send anything out to y'all, he gots to give it the ol McSlappview Review...You know, a test...

Anyways, Slappy was hopin to test a flag on something like BuckshotV or da Hi-Jumper, but then realized dat there ain't nothin faster than Slappy running from Mrs. McDuner...So, Slap attached a flag to the top of his head, then told Mrs. McDuner that her flapjacks she made for breakfast this morning tasted more like "napsacks"...TORQUE WRENCH OUT AND DA RACE WAS ON...

Slap was lightning...Look at dat form...

BUT, speed kills...AND NOW DAT WHITE COAT IS GONNA GET THE ELECTRODES...And for some reason, he keeps whispering, "My precious, precious, my precious!"

Slap got no idea what his problem is, but check out da first test of da flag, Slappy sure got a good laugh outta dat one, but dats da last joke Mr. White Coat is gonna pull on Slap...

First test results: F
Injuries incurred: Lump on head due to torque wrench.

Two new materials bein tested as we speak, and don't you be worryin, Slap know they gonna work out great...They best be workin, cuz Slap sure liked them flapjacks this morning

A torn, riped And worn GD.com flag is 10 times better than ANY brand new flag. any day!!!

WWHHYYYY thank you JonRyder, they be perty sweet...But they gonna get better.

Wow Slappy, you must've been running pretty fast!!!

I dunno slap, I heard a rumor that when that torque wrench comes out you're faster than anything else in the dunes

Maybe extending the welting around the top and bottom to cover the edge as well would help? Or adding a strip of plastic over the edge? Heck maybe just making them out of rip-stop nylon like kites and parachutes.

I'm sure you'll get it figured out though and put that white coat back to work in no time

Oh my that story was just too funny slappy, my tummy hurts. lmao

I sure hope that white coat feller didn't make the G-Strings out of the same material?

[ 08-12-2002, 10:42 PM: Message edited by: gotdunes ]

run forest umm i mean slappy run

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Originally posted by gotdunes:
I sure hope that white coat feller didn't make the G-Strings out of the same material?

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i hope he did