YEEEEEHHHHAAAWWWW...WHATTA TRIP DAT WAS...WHEW
Don't ya hate it when ya get kidnapped by bare breasted womens in thongs, and they take ya back to their hood and torture you???
MAAAAAAAN SLAP WASN'T DIGGING IT AT ALL. They tied up slap, poored warm wesson oil on him, then started doin some kinda buttrub on Slap... It took all of Slap's strength to break free. Then they surrounded Slap and came at him with pillows, AND DA FIGHT WAS ON BABY.
They didn't know what they was in for, cuz Slap can scrap when it comes down to dat. Yep, Slap was following through on all his swings, and was makin contact, check it out...

Oh yeah, Slap got away folks, and all he could think about was gettin back to you good folks here in Slap's hood. Thank the SlapArmy for givin Slap the strength to get away from that hell.