Ya know what? Slappy always seems to miss the parties. No really!! Slap tries real hard to be there, but for some reason, circumstances arise that force Slap to take a rain check. And take a guess on who is to blame? Yep, Mother Glamis.

It was late March back in 1997 when Slappy was havin hisself a slapptimonious time out on Mother G. Her ripples were pokin straight up in da sand, and her soft wind was makin Slappy so...um...uh...It was a nice day, let's just leave it at that. BUT, Slappy had hisself another engagement later on that evenin, so there was just enough time for one more ride. Well, y'all know what happens when you go on "Just one more ride"; Mother G flipped Slap on his ais, and rendered the McSlappmachine un-rideable. And you shoulda heard da words comin from her reed cage, downright ugly, and it sure as heck wasn't gettin us anywhere.

Anyways, Slappy couldn't think of anything except getting to the party...And from what Slappy heard, it was gonna rock. This guy that was throwin da party sent Slappy some Nike Shoes to wear, and they was sweeeeeeeet. Slap be diggin da sneaks ya know. AND, he even sent Slap a purple shroud to wear, kinda like a toga or somethin. He even e-mailed Slappy sayin that he was gonna serve up some applesauce. YEEEEEHHHAAAAAWWWW, SLAPPY JUST LOVE APPLESAUCE. And to top it all off, he even packed Slappy some clothes just in case it turned into an all nighter. Now how many people be doin that for ya?? HOT DAMN Slap was goin places.

Well, Slappy showed up at da house reeeaaaal late, but was hopin dat da party was still kickin. NOPE! Cop cars was all over the place; a helicopter was buzzin overhead; and nearly half a dozen ambulances filled da driveway. SLAPPY MISSED A DOWNRIGHT ROCKING PARTY...DAMN!! Mr. Police Officer told Slappy dat the whole party went on some trip, IN A SPACE SHIP . "Maaaaaan dat ship must be bumpin right about now" Slap told Mr. Police Officer, "Now how da hell is Slap gonna call them? They gots to be way gone." And dat just bummed Slappy out.

So now ya know why Slappy is always missing the party, it's because of Mother Glamis...HMMMM, come to think of it, Slappy remember some dude named Orenthal who invited Slappy over to practice chipping golf balls, AT NIGHT EVEN...And yep, Mother G made Slappy miss that one too.

[ 08-26-2002, 10:02 PM: Message edited by: Slappy ]

Slap, you're a nut case. Get help... soon! And make sure the help doesn't involve a torque wrench.

Hey Slap,

Nobody dune like Slappy dune.

But, I got news for you.

Nobody crash like Crash crash

Man Slappy, I think I might know where you're coming from.
Just had a weekend I will never forget!
Dropping in on my first razor and all you can see is a wall of sand. Your heart sinks cuz you just can't tell when it ends.
Ripping full throttle to the top not knowing what is on the other side really gets the juices flowing..
Riding in a pack of 20 people in cars, quads, and bikes is an amazing sight (when you can see anyways)..
Got lost (goin to olds) with 5 other peeps and we just rode to the top of each hill, looked around until we would see some lights and then ride in that direction (like that X game!!). There was no course, we just pointed the bikes in that direction and went. Had one shot over the top and I swear I was done for but Mother G was real nice to me and let me pull it off (Still not sure how? even had a witness).
Running up olds was an amazing ride. We went fast (for a suzuki anyways), we went slow (fast for a suzuki), we went this way and that way. Olds in one big ole hill. We watched the drags and those bikes are fast (specially that little blonde who whoops ass on everyone!)! Got to take Als Alba banshee up olds like 50 times!!!! just about ran him out of gas !

So my next question.... Whats it like to ride during daylight? oh I can't wait..
Dunners are the best peeps I think I ever met! Thanks to all for an experience of a lifetime.
Heres to more!!!

Crash, I agree 100%. you good at what you do!

hey slap, nice ridin with ya early sat morn. yup, nobody dune like slappy dune.

heavans gate party? that guy who ran the party looked like a realy psyco there slappy..

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Originally posted by Slappy:
And you shoulda heard da words comin from her reed cage, downright ugly, and it sure as heck wasn't gettin us anywhere.

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Soooo, Slappy rides two stroke huh? Well that narrows it down to about 500,000 people for me to hunt down

Hey Chummin... Some of the virgins I've taken to G had their first rides at night and said it was easier that way cuz when they got out there in daylight they said "Holly shiat!!! I rode over that? What was I thinking?" So, good luck on those balls out e-ticket day rides!