My wife and I like to drive around and look at houses.. We drive around for hours usually waiting for the kids to fall asleep or wake up from a nap. The other night we were cruising the Santee area and we comment on them like I like this and that or Not enough room for the trailer etc.. Now in Santee everyone has a motorhome or a trailer or bikes or any combination. BUT this was different.
So we pull in to a coldasac (spelling for a dead end street). As we are driving up to turn around Michelle goes "I bet thats that slappy guys house" and points to this house.
It was a decent house, but what was in the driveway is what gave it away Slappy...
First thing I saw was a moho. 30ft maybe and it was parked at an angle. Then there was a trailer (enclosed) that kind of blocked another trailer behind it. On that trailer was a $h1t ton of toys!! Looked like 4 quads and a few mini quads and even a bike or two. I was like "naw, that wouldn't be it". Then she says look at how its set up and she points out to me how everything is ready to go at a moments notice! I started thinking hmmmmm. Moho pulls out and BAM the toybox is hitched and they GO...or Moho pulls out, moves toybox aside and BAM trailer is ready to go. These people were ready to go at a moments notice.
As we drove away, Michelle looks up at the street sign and starts to tell me the name.. I told her I didn't want to know! Something about the whole scene was just too cool to let anyone else know the location. It has to be one you happen to notice and that is the way I's like to remember it. It was dark out and chances are I couldn't find it again, but if that was your house Slap you got a great set up to get out of dodge at a moments notice!

That brings upa great question...WHAT/HOW does Slappy camp at Glamis? Back of his Toyota? Tent? Toybox? Moho? I Think Slappy NEVER sleeps when visiting his mother. He just rides and rides and rides.

I heard a rumor that Slappy sleeps near Mr. Redtail.

A moments notice, dats all da Slapster be needin . um...uh...dat culdesac be soundin pretty darned familiar Chummin...HMMMM...

Mr. Red is always quite close Rubberneck, you be right about dat one...He be keepin his eyes on us, makin sure we ok.

Slap be doin some ridin...OH yea, ain't nothin like rippin them bowls and blastin them ridges... but he also be doin some serious mind meltin with Mother and her childrens. Ain't nothin like kickin it with Ms. Fringe and watchin da sunset...She got some slapptacious orange color on her underside. And when she do her pushups, them sun rays catch her just right, and dat orange color glows so beautimus...HOT DAMN she be downright gorgeous.

Slap hope y'all can spend some time with Ms. Fringe out in the dunes this year. All you gotsta do is find yoself a shallow area with some small shrubs, just like in da picture below.

Then stay on da outskirts bout 25 yards or farther, and kick it. She will come out and say hello to ya, just takes a little time. And she just looooooves to be called "sweetheart"...She may even challenge ya to a pushup contest...She always be challengin Slap..."MAAAAAAAN SHE WHOOOPS UP ON SLAP EVERY TIME". Her record so far be like 190 straight, and she be laughin at Slap da whole time...

Uh huh, Slap and Ms. Fringe gonna dance real soon...

[ 09-05-2002, 08:59 PM: Message edited by: Slappy ]