Full Version: SLAPPY'S CAPTION CONTEST
It be time to play, and you know da Slapster just love playin...Slappy may be lookin for somethin a little different with this one...Indulge da Slapster with your creative genius. As a matter of fact, Slappy is lookin for a postcard caption...not too long, but juuuuuuust right...WAIT, HOLD IT...How come Mrs. McDuner is always sayin that about her Dentist??? Whats he got that is juuuuuust right??? Anyways, post your caption to the picture, and you can use as many words as you would like. There be a Slappy Package up for grabs, so good luck and have some fun...Slap will post the top ten in a few days...
All we are is dust in the wind.
Roostin' it large in Glamis!
I bet you wish you were here.
Didn't Honda recall those! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Ahh man, he shook up my Beer !!!
After all these years, Slappy finally posts a pic of himself. Hey Slap, can I get an autographed copy?
I always heard sex in the dunes was great. They were right! This gas tank feels just as good as my woman.
Hey Slap, I'm never any good at these,
can we just pretend I said something funny
and you send me a Slappy package?
can we just pretend I said something funny
and you send me a Slappy package?
There's no place like home!
I'd rather be in Mother G
Green Peace announcer making a commercial
"It was a cool crisp morning in Glamis CA when BURRRRHHHGGGHHHHHGGGGGHGHHHHHH What the hell...."
"It was a cool crisp morning in Glamis CA when BURRRRHHHGGGHHHHHGGGGGHGHHHHHH What the hell...."
...and on the 8th day God created Glamis
Happy Holiday's....From Heaven on Earth
or
Greeting's...From Heaven on Earth
or
Greeting's...From Heaven on Earth
Santa lost weight and finally traded his sleigh in for some speed!!!
Glamis - The most fun you can have with your clothes on......or off.....or.....heck with it. The most fun you can have period.
Virgin what??
In the voice of Jeff Erwin (The crocodile hunter) " Oh mwhy, theese ees a beeg juan! Loowk how I have my bwalls up on the tank, if I di'int, I could fwall roight off!! Now, I will shoot the dune down to the bwottom, you have to be extrah carfuwl, the dreaded BLM trouser trout is owt there to getcha!!"
[ 08-30-2002, 05:47 AM: Message edited by: tate ]
[ 08-30-2002, 05:47 AM: Message edited by: tate ]
A perfect start to a perfect day in the PERFECT PLACE!! Havin fun in G wish you were here!!
"Nobody Dunes Likes Slappy Dunes!"
"It's getting hot in here,....so take off all you clothes...."
carving dunes 101
A flight of fancy on a wind swept field.
There no other place I would rather be than Glamis!
I am going to catch him to see if he is SLAPPY!
I knew I should have use velcro on my seat to hold me on better!
quote:"Rippin' a bowl, singin' a tune...nobody dune like Slappy dune!!"
Originally posted by Slappy:
OK, a couple more turns like this and those martinis in the ice chest should be shaken just right.
"Beerman to the rescue."
This is how beer gets delivered in Glamis.
This is how beer gets delivered in Glamis.
A little known fact about Barry Manilow is that he is in fact an avid sand duner. To avoid constant pestering by fans he uses an alias at the dunes. Reports are he assumes the name "Slappy McDuner."
As fun as this looks, it gets much, much, much better.
Ya know this isn't Canada eh? The sand isn't like the snow eh? I've got this dang parka on and I am ROASTIN!!! ....................................eh?
Follow me if you can. I've got the beer
No Matter how fast I go I can't get away from my ice chest.
ok maybe if i hit this lip and get some speed going back down i'll be able to catch that tecate....
I got your Honey-do list right here baby.
Hey Mr. Red Tail, wait for meeeeeeeeeee....
Some people need a cup of coffee in the morning...This is my eye opener!
Some mornings you just feel like shooting a rooster! Glamis Sand Dunes.
Soft sand and lots of ripples makes Jack a HAPPY boy!
OK class, in this picture you can see the proper method of checking the air pressure in your paddle tires. Note that the left paddle is shooting more roost that the right paddle. This means the left paddle has less air pressure in it. This is a key element that you should all remember. More roost=less air pressure. Less roost=more air pressure. Normally this is done on flat ground with the rider looking back at his or her roost. But in this case, our demonstration rider did not need to look back because he was being photographed. And since he is a professional, he was able to properly ascertain the air pressure differential by roosting on the side of this dune. This takes years of practice, so be sure to start out checking your air pressure on flat ground. It's much easier that way. OK, that's all for today class, and make sure you all do your homework... happy roosting.
[ 08-30-2002, 02:36 PM: Message edited by: KingGlamis ]
I ride way too fast to worry about cholesterol!
Clearly a nasty case of
"SandMcFlatuation"
Slappy Style
"SandMcFlatuation"
Slappy Style
Oh there's a broken down Banshee, I'd better take the poor guy some water.
That bike is so old IT REALLY DOES FART DUST!
" I won't be in today. I have an appointment with,
DR. DUNES!!!
DR. DUNES!!!
HMMM, didn't I have 2 Legs when I Left Camp
2 eyes,2 ears,2 arms,2 hands,2 balls,3 wheels,1 leg, 6 beers, something dont add up right!
Hey, I know those dudes.............. ![[Smokin]](graemlins/smokin.gif)
MY BROTHA
The "ROOSTAFARIAN"
The "ROOSTAFARIAN"
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