Not a problem there Dunaholic...You just go aheads and tell them that:
-Slappy McDuner is a Glamis lovin, dune ridin, environmental mcfool.
-He be caring so much about Mother Glamis and all her inhabitants that he be willin to go through rings of fire to get that message out, even dodging torque wrenches from you know who.
-Tell them dat his best friend is Mr. Red Tail Hawk, an inhabitant of Mother G.
-He talks to the animals and plants that live on Mother G, and they talk to him.
-He rides that baddest bowl blasting, ridge runnin, ripple tastin machine on da planet, THE MCSLAPPMACHINE...
-He wants everybody to know about all the plants and animals dat live on Mother G, hence da riddles, stories, captions, and games...
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And he be wantin da whole world to understand dat Mother Glamis is Heaven on Earth...
-And dat a clean Mother G is a happy Mother G...
-And dat the family here at GD.com is his most favorite family in da whole wide mcworld pushin dat plan...
-And of course, he gots his groove on with a little Smokey and E, W, and F...OOOOHHH SLAPPY GOTTA DANCE...
And if they be needin more Dunaholic, you just quote this sweet piece written November 1st 2001 by Paleale
-Who Is Slappy?
Slappy is the guy that's standing next to you
Slappy is the girl at the end of the drags
He is the kid that is just learning to ride
He is the noise that you hear on big weekends
He is the silence that is numbing on off weekends
He is the wind in your hair
The sand in your food
He is the cry of red tail that soars high above
He is the laughter you hear after a fun dune ride
He is the bushy tail fox that you saw last night
He is the numbing cold
The blistering heat
The gecko that just ran under your seat
He is the rain in the winter
The plants in the spring
He is the ripples on the flats
The whoops on the highway
He is all of these things
He is the stories that are told in remembrance of sand
Who is Slappy...
He Is A State Of Mind
A Way Of Life [ 12-09-2002, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: Slappy ]