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Dunaholic
Just for once I would love to be able to answer the question. "Who the hell is Slappy?" I wore my Slappy T this weekend, (with great pride I add) and was asked by so many people in Home Depot and the supermarket, I was about to put the T back on a hanger and put it away for good. Dang Slappy should would be nice to answer the question other than "I don't know, do you." Help a brother out my man.........
Slappy
Not a problem there Dunaholic...You just go aheads and tell them that:
-Slappy McDuner is a Glamis lovin, dune ridin, environmental mcfool.
-He be caring so much about Mother Glamis and all her inhabitants that he be willin to go through rings of fire to get that message out, even dodging torque wrenches from you know who.
-Tell them dat his best friend is Mr. Red Tail Hawk, an inhabitant of Mother G.
-He talks to the animals and plants that live on Mother G, and they talk to him.
-He rides that baddest bowl blasting, ridge runnin, ripple tastin machine on da planet, THE MCSLAPPMACHINE...
-He wants everybody to know about all the plants and animals dat live on Mother G, hence da riddles, stories, captions, and games... [Big Grin] And he be wantin da whole world to understand dat Mother Glamis is Heaven on Earth...
-And dat a clean Mother G is a happy Mother G...
-And dat the family here at GD.com is his most favorite family in da whole wide mcworld pushin dat plan...
-And of course, he gots his groove on with a little Smokey and E, W, and F...OOOOHHH SLAPPY GOTTA DANCE... [Big Grin]

And if they be needin more Dunaholic, you just quote this sweet piece written November 1st 2001 by Paleale

-Who Is Slappy?
Slappy is the guy that's standing next to you
Slappy is the girl at the end of the drags
He is the kid that is just learning to ride
He is the noise that you hear on big weekends
He is the silence that is numbing on off weekends
He is the wind in your hair
The sand in your food
He is the cry of red tail that soars high above
He is the laughter you hear after a fun dune ride
He is the bushy tail fox that you saw last night
He is the numbing cold
The blistering heat
The gecko that just ran under your seat
He is the rain in the winter
The plants in the spring
He is the ripples on the flats
The whoops on the highway
He is all of these things
He is the stories that are told in remembrance of sand
Who is Slappy...
He Is A State Of Mind
A Way Of Life


[ 12-09-2002, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: Slappy ]
Glamis Chick
dont forget to tell them that he looks really good from behind [Eek!]
KingGlamis
Dunaholic, if you really want to confuse people just tell them Slappy is the owner of GlamisDunes.com. They'll be like, "huh???"
jhitesma
My sister saw the "Got Slappy?" Stickers on my rail and trailer (Did I forget to mention I finally decided to put my spare on the ammo box on front of my rail?). All she could do was look at me with this funny face and ask "Got Slappy?" as if I was supposed to explain it. My only reply was "Yep!"

You can just barely see the "Got Slappy?" in this photo:

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You can also see the rescue chopper in the background. He put on quite a show flying up and down comp at buttercup on saturday and thankfully I think he was either on a training run or just going from one base to another since he never actually landed anywhere but did make some fun looking turns and speed passes across the valley at buttercup!
LoBuck
Well, how about that?! [Eek!] Jason, you know someone's done put a checkered flag on your whip? [Razz]
Slappy
Hot darn jhitesma, dat sticker sure makes your buggy look sweeeeeet [Wink] ...
jhitesma
Yeah I know Glenn [Wink] My "fishing pole" snapped while the rail was parked in my driveway! I store it bent over since the spring took most of the flex out of the shaft...but apparantly not enough of the flex [Frown]

So James loaned me his spare whip. The orange flag dissapeared pretty quick though....guess that just means I've finally got room for the GD flag to go with the Got Slappy sticker [Smile]

And thanks for the compliment Slappy! Now I've "Got Slappy" coming and going when the rail is on the trailer:

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[ 12-09-2002, 11:35 PM: Message edited by: jhitesma ]
Slappy
[Wink] Why thank you GC, Slap appreciates dat compliment...Slap wish dat more people liked him from behind...Can't say dat Mrs. McDuner does, cuz she always seems to throw her torque wrench at Slappy when he be runnin away, so Slap don't think she like his behind...

Well GC, Slap's got his portfolio rights here if ya wants to take a quick look at it...This is da one Slap sent off to McGQ Magazine...And wouldn't ya know it, Slap was da centerfold. Check em out, Slap thinks you gonna like them...

And DAMN, check out Slap's deltoids. These was taken when Slap was liftin four times a week...YEEEEOOWWWW look at all da veins a poppin out..."WHEW"
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Oh yea jhitesma, gots Slap comin and a goin...Ain't nothin better than dat, thanks a bunch... [Big Grin]
Dunaholic
Never mind my request Slappy, the whitecoats got a hold of me and thought that you might reveal yourself if they made me ask. Those guys sure a tricky.
Slappy
Yes they be Dunaholic, you gotsta watch them boys...Slap sure hope you don't put away da Slappy T [Frown] , Slap heard it looks real good on ya...
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