There we were.. Sat in the cooling spot.. Talking to Doc...
Chummin "Hey Doc.. Im chummin with GD.Com.." Doc.. "Hi chummin"
We chit chat for a moment.. Then I get a look in my face with a glare in my eye.. "OK Doc, I'm here on a mission and I ain't leavin til I accomplish it"
Doc - "What’s that you need there Chummin?"
Chummin - "I need you to get me one of them CHROME DIE CUTS and be quick about it!"
Doc - "Sorry Chummin, but I don't have the Chrome ones".
The heat started in Chummins lower back rising real fast. They must have seen it coming but held their ground..
Chummin asked doc real nice "Look doc.. I need that sticker in a real bad way. part of my person is in that sticker"
With a little fear and tremble in his voice doc replied "Chummin, please understand.. Slappy has not brought me any of the Chrome Die Cuts YET"
The Heat rose and fire started coming out of Chummins finger tips, everyone in the Cooling Spot quietly walked out the front door. Doc and his wife slowly backed out of the register area. Fear and dis-belief was in their eyes as they stood like frightened deer in headlights. Peeps mounted at the front window curious to the sounds coming from the Cooling Spot!
Fire flew from Chummins hands and his eyes turned RED. He began by throwing everything off the register table. In a violent fit all you could hear was Where the #@$% are those CHROME stickers!
Suddenly Chummin jumped off the ground and on the ice trailer. He took a stance similar to a great preditor ready to pounce on its prey. He glared around the area looking for a place where Doc and Slappy secretly held a stash of the CHROME stickers. In a heat of rage Chummin suddenly flew around the entire tent ripping down shelves, pulling the ice trailer on its side, breaking all the glass in the coolers, and rippin through all the sides of the tent. The only thing left standing was the perfect picture of Mr. Redtail in the corner.
After the dust settled Chummin stood in front of the table huffin and puffin.. The red in his eyes slowly started to go away. The fire from his fingertips faded.. He reached in to his pocket and everyone ran for their lives...
he pulled 4.00 out of his pocket. He walked over and placed it in Docs hand. Chummin then walked over to where all the stickers lay on the ground, sifted through them picking up the white one.
Chummin held it up and with a little attitude and a glare in his eye he told Doc "Tell Slappy this one we be Temporary for now. I'll be back in two weeks for a CHROME one". Chummin turned and walked out of the store. Hundreds of people outside just stood there watching. The BLM was just arriving when he mounted his bike and rode off being careful not to exceed the speed limit of vendor row..

Got Chrome?

jeesh Chum, think you went a little overboard?

You know if a guy was a little more careful putting quads in the back of trucks...

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You know if a guy was a little more careful putting quads in the back of trucks...

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Duh!!