the Slappster had polished the plane back to its original aluminum finish. That must have taken days to accomplish. The area was roped off with signage explaining the.....

Slappy had restored the plane!!!
With just a little bit of duct tape and some McSlappy know how, it was ready to fly again. He wanted to fly with Mr. Redtail high above the dunes. He just finished adding the N20 system from the Slappmachine and was ready to push the button when...

the dezert troll came out and ****ed all over the newly restored plane. everybody was furious and then they all ran over to the troll and tackled it. when everybody got up they realized that it was......

that new member, Chipmunk, he rolled up in a little ball and said" please dont beat me Star, I`m afraid of you the most!", and proceeded to pee his pants, so Slappy said " thats what you get for effen up my plane, get him Star!"........

the grudge match began. Star was having none of that behavior in her house, then with a flying bansheeezzee she.....

tripped and took a digger. The party was getting started. Banshee Girl brought the dancin machine (tiny Dude), Dude bagan to work once again on Got_Sands bike. Got_Sand just sat there and got_Hammered. FHJ putting his beads back on due to another roll over. Esco_Man making sure no open flames are near his coolers. VOR charging his batteries on his camera. Star taking air out of her tires on her truck. DuneAddict still trying to figure out how to put that dam,n new airfilter on. Dune pounding snowballs. GG26, WOR, Greensunshine, Glamischick, Foxyglamisgirl, Dune Angel, Crash, and Leah freaking on the Jolly Green Giant. Dune Demon over there detailin his quad again. Speedfreak wonder why his rail doesnt run ( No Gas). The DOC fixing backs after a ride. Kennie cookin always.Markie Mark doing wheelies on his rail as Buckshot jumps over him. Headinjury messin up his head again by doin shots. Slappy there in the distance watchin over us fools as Nate watches over the entire G crew.Crustbrother and KingGlamis playin quarters.Taco once again a no show.JK. Glamisgrl 106 dancin on the motorhome with Oldtimer. Sandshark trollin for girls on Gekco.Paleale and fireball jumpin bowls. Who Blazes doing his usual. Amigo and Mr. Bud poundin 40's. Never Enough still not gettin enough. Blackbaja poutin in the corner for another Laker Loss. Suds doin the beer bongs. 2000CR125R stumblin by the the keg. The Chef cookin with Kennie. Sanduners buildin sand castles. Kurt takin pictures. When Kennie stood up and made a toast. Just then the blue angels flew over head leaving a smoke message to all sayin...........

Be all that you can be!Join the Army, Kenny got a crew cut and rushed to the nearest recruit station and signed up,( he thought, "sure will be nice to get rid of that girlish hair dryer!"), BamBam was standin at attention salutin with a tear in his eye , and fhj rushed to the sand drags where..........

he signed up for the Navy since there were so many cute dudes on one ship. Plus in his mind he knew he couldn't hang with Kenny in the dunes. Slappy then tearing down the bowls when VOR....

said forget that They will never last. They will both cry for there mommys. VOR and Got_Sand then then both grabbed some beers and started drinking. When Speedfreak rolls up and tells Crypto wanna race. Crypto hops in his rail and they begin to line up when all the sudden fullshow lines up with them. Fullshow starts off first only to stall...Crypto and Speadfreak or haulin ass when Crypto hits some woops and flys up in the air and Speedfreak hits them also swerving over under Crypto while he was in the air. Both pull it off sweetly way better than any blue angle stunt and tie at the end of the run. Got_Sand says what the blank did that really just happen or am i just way wasted. Steve and Kennie then roll up with there new haircuts and.......

Everyone wondered if they got attacked by a vicious goat or did they lose a fight a lawnmower??? Then KingGlamis shows up with a full cooler of beer and...

a ton of free "SandSport" stickers. Vor tells FastHiJumper, "Hey bro, take this guy out on the ride of his life and we'll drink all his beer before he makes it back". So FastHiJumper askes KingG if he wants to ride in the "FastHiJumper".
"Sure, what do I have to loose?"
FastHiJumper gives an evil laugh... Muhahahaha, straps KingG in and takes off like a bat outta hell.
Everyone leaped on KingG's cooler and started drinking his beer. We could see the FastHiJumper flying through the dunes and getting major air. When they pulled back to the group KingG leaped out of the seat and proclaimed....

Somebody get FHJ a couple of beers, he's driving way to slow. I almost fell asleep at one point. FHJ flips out, then KingGlamis says "I'm just goofin' on ya bro," you're not too bad for a rookie. Then Slappy rolls up and......

King Glamis said, hay slappy want a beer? slappy says sure the slappeter never turns down a beer. So king goes over to his ice chest to grab slapp a beer, and with a shock on his face discovers that there gone. "What happen to all my BEER". This really ****ed off the king. Everybody just laugh, except slappy who was bumbed. Just then Dune walk up to slappy with a cool one, that put a smile on slappys face. slappy thank Dune for the beer, then look at kenny and steve and said, what the hell happen to your heads? you be lookin like a couply of cops, you be scarin the slappster, you woulden't be haven them white coats with ya now would you? Steve look at kenny and said....

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I told you we shouldn't have let Slappy cut our hair. Everyone thinks we look all McDorktified now. Just then a beer truck rolls up, the driver jumps and out yells "Delivery for KingGlamis, 100 cases of ice cold beer." Then Steve says, damn, it must be good to be the King. Of course, everyone started to party like.....

it was 1999. Ooops. That was FHJ's line. Everyone jumped on FHJ to keep his wigglin a$$ from dancing, he seemed to have caught Saturday Night Fever again. Jake the dancin machine took the heat off his hero, FHJ and broke into the McSlappy dance, to everyone's amazement. Was Lil Duuude Slappy? Suddenly, out of the dunes came a booming voice,...

"Hell no, I'll tell you who's Slappy, its...

What the fug. FHJ looked at Kennie and said "Son of a *****, I **** my pants" kennie looked back and said "me to". The girls just laught at the two of them, started there bikes and took off. Poor Steve and Kennie just stood there with pee stain pants. Now upset they went back for another snowball........



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... but just as they where getting ready to pour flashpoint drove up in his new bad a@@ Northstar rail. It was perfect timing! FHJ and Kennie yelled "hey flash we need a ride now! chase down those blonde chicks on those quads" "Hell ya lets ROCK" said flashpoint and he put the hammer down. 1st gear 2nd gear 3rd, 4th. Oh no they where going way too fast when suddenly out of nowhere...

Flash smelled something. It smelled like pee. Looking down at kennie and steve he noticed something driping from there pants. He slamed on the brakes and said " You guys are sick, you got pee all over my new ride. I think it's time you call it a night" With that he drop them off back at camp........

Kennie then said you dumba$$ thats not pee it's or snowballs all over the place. Thanks for driving like a nut now since we are back at camp I'll blend up another batch. While Kennie went to make some more snowballs FHJ and Flash were driving around warming up the ride. When low and be hold there was Dune behind a bush droppin the load. Flash lokked at FHJ and smiled as FHJ said "Sweet" They dropped the hammer on Dune and buried Dune in sand with his draws to his knees. Everyone at camp just laughed as a couple other rails driving by joined. Doc Chase then stood up and said..........

Hay Kennie, get Dune a snowball he's looking a little dry right now. So Kennie brought Dune one and offered his shower to get cleaned up in. Dune still walking with his pants down around his ankels and drunk as he11, thank Kennie. Dune slamed the snowball and went inside dragging his sand filled pants with him. Forgetting to take his pants off, he claimed into the shower. When Dune was done cleaning himself and his clothes he emerged a new man. Kennie walk in an saw his shower full of sand and clogged up. Kennie said.......

hey sandpit Dune your suppose to take off your clothes in a shower. This isn't Jeds house down in the south. Kennie then noticed a G-String the size of a bed sheet hangin that said "Dune Master". Kennie gagged a couple times and thru it on Got_Sands head. Got_Sand started running around yelling......

It burns please help me Im going blind. and then he noticed that there was a baby ruth bar hanging out in there. and

Just then Esco yells out hay look GOT-SAND is sh1t faced again HAHAHA. Got -Sand didn't like that and threw it at Esco. Esco yell out..............

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those are the longest skid marks I have ever seen. Along comes Crypto asking if anyone had a rag to check his oil. Esco points down at the Dunemaster skibbys and says there ya go and just about laughs. Crypto picks it up and proceeds to wipe off the dipstick and he then notices a nasty stinch he then sniffs the skibbys and everyone just gags in disbelief. Along comes VOR with a fresh tape for the camera and says........

"Dang, that stank is Naaazzzteee! I gotta get this on film for the next Bash video!" VOR quietly snuck up behind the stank skibbys and filmed them in all their funk. Too bad the livin' stench would be lost on the film. You just hadda be there! Just then, FHJ rolls out of his trailer with one mean hangover still, from Kennie's partay. He had a huge grin on his face though, cuz....

he and kennie had just had a lot of fun after the party, him and Kenny were alone for about 4 hrs.Even though he had a big grin on his face it wouldnt be there long because as soon as he got out of his trailer, he got a wiff of those nasty britches of the dunemaster, suddenly he wasnt smiling and fell to the floor in a deep sleep and started dreamin bout riding the dunes and hittin up Olds when all of the sudden he was woken up to the sight of....

Taco, licking his face. Taco was asleep dreaming of a girl he met at the party, and was trying to get some serous sack time in with her. FHJ freaked out, and smacked Taco in the head. Taco woke up, and wanted to know who it was that hit him. The whole time VOR was taking video of it. VOR told them it was the funniest thing he's taken in a long time and that they can see it on the next Glamis tape. Then Taco and FHJ..........

....GOT AHOLD OF THE TAPE AND BEGAN FIGHTING OVER THE CAMCORDER! IN ALL THE COMMOTION THE TAPE FLEW OUT AND KENNIES ROTT'S GOT HOLD OF THE TAPE AND WERE HAVING A TUG OF WAR OVER IT. IT WAS GONE! VOR WAS SO BUMMED........

That he started drinking like a fish. After he downed his sixth beer, Taco and FHJ start laughing and say, "Hey VOR, that wasn't your tape that got ruined, we were just messin' with ya." VOR looked relieved, then his face turned red and he stumbled towards Taco and FHJ and said.......

Perfect chance for me to pound some beer anyways. Just then he turned and yelled out " Kennie where are those damn Snowballs!!!" All of a sudden Kennie fell out of his motorhome with an empty pitcher that had all the snowballs in. Vor said " Can you believe that drunken partier? Thats all he does is party party party" FHJ said " Watch this---HEY LETS ALL GO FOR A RIDE!!!!" Kennie jumped up and ran for his quad all hammered. As he was starting up his bike BansheeGirl started to................

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scream, and she pointed to the sky. There was Buckshot, jumping over the entire campsite! He cleared the motorhomes, the trailers, the whole camp. Kennie says...............

the real reason BuckShot drives above the camp is because he can. We all know the aerial view is spectacular but have you ever layed your eyes on.......

that butt across the way at Olds. That girl has an awesome money maker. And before we all new it FHJ was moving in for the kill till VOR with his Video camera......

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wait man thats taco he has on his g-string again and as fhj moved in closer he noticed that the perfedt ten from acroos the way was slowly dropping to like a negative ten. then kennie jumped up and said to fhj...

you go get him/her big boy. and at that moment the theme song for saturday night live was heard all over the hill and all eyes were on fhj as he was struttin his stuff over to the perfect -10. when all of a sudden....

the song switched from a hip disco song to aerosmith "dude looks like a lady" the all of a sudden fhj's disco medallion dropped off his neck and he started stripping down and crying that the whole disco look doesn't work to get chicks anymore.he sat down and kennie came up put his arm around fhj and said.........

"Dude everything tends to just pan out. You just need to go back into training. Look at some of these fools here at the hill, they look like little doggies in heat and they still have no game." BlkDip$hit then tried to show FHJ how to do it. He walked across they sand so smooth to this little hottie. As FHJ and Kennie watched the hottie knocked him the F out. They laughed so hard as BAT GIRL dragged him across the sand back to the group. Got_Sand then stood up and said......


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to the hotties " what are you doing" proving once again that he has no game. then kennie laughing walks over and starts to tell the hottie about his harley and his sweet quads and the girl starts walking with him over to the group, and everyone in awe looks as kennie takes the hottie straight to the motorhome for some action. about ten minutes later she comes running out of kennie's party palace laughing and she yells he has the shortest......

leash. He doesnt want a long term relationship in which I would love to tie him since he is the best catch of the year. Can you believe he asked me if I was interested in a one night meaningful relationship!! The Hottie was so in shock as she went back to Kennies Motorhome. They were in there for hours till the ranger pulled up and took her away on a strecher. FHJ, BlkD!p$hit, and Got_Sand just stood there in AWWWWWWW!! Kennie stepped out and had a snowball in one hand and a smoke in the other hand. There he stood with pride in a robe as several hotties drove by screaming for him. VOR then just walked away shakin his head and said..........

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man wish i was like kennie. and then got sand started trying to pay kennie for a class in skills like he has. kennie just kept laughing saying no way man either you got it or you dont. as got sand walked away all teary eyed taco came up to console him. taco just plainly told got sand......

i will teach you everything i know. they both went over to the fire and sat down. taco then began to tell got sand everything he knew and 3 seconds later got sand gets up grabs a beer and trys his new material on jolly green giant. but to his surprise the giant said nothing. then out of the blue baby got sand walkd over and says.....

dad watch this as baby got sand strutted over to the group of hotties, the group got excited to see son teach dad how it is done. then slappy yelled out at the group......

Da be beautimas little dude...You got da passion and them ladys be knowen it. Da make slappy want a dance...But first a little more wine for the slapster. OOOHHHH here come Mrs. McDuner and she don't look nun to happy with slappy. And what dat she got in her hand, would dat be slapps torque wrench again?... Slappy gone. Then.....

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a funco ranger pulled up and asked everyone at camp where he could fing this guy named VOR. Vor stood up and said I be he. The ranger asked if he cpild take him for a ride and have a nice talk with him about this brand new funco. VOR jumped in and off thru the dunes they went. Two hours later they returned and VOR jumped out with this grin on his face and said thanks to the ranger. The Ranger then left as Kennie asked " Well???" VOR then said what an a$$hole, just kidding. VOR seemed to be please with the Funco now and started preaching about therangers and the funco. Just then FHJ stood up and screamed "GET BEHIND ME SATAN, YOU ARE NOT VOR" The Doc then came over and.............

... examined Vor. "Sure enough", Doc said. "This guy's been possessed! What'll those Rangers think of next?"
Kennie jumped up and shouted..."Ok, who's with me? We gotta go find the REAL Vor!"
But the Carne was just about ready to come off the grill so everyone...

Gathered around Kennie, who was handing out the best carne in the Dunes. Then Taco, BamBam and Got-Sand, started to see who can drink the most snowballs in the shortest time. Blackbaja was referring the event. While VOR and DUNE were filming the hole thing.

FHJ was out rounding up new members that were afraid to post, he said " come on all you chickens, the more the merryier", and started getting the group together for a nice ride into the dunes, Kenny`s PW50 was gettin worked,he claimed" this thing has too much power for me to handle!" we chose slappy to lead the bunch.........

the evidence is needed when the stories begin in the morning. Passing out is not what us fellow duners will ever admit to. Every time entering a new campsite keep your eyes posted on the little eye in the sky somewhere near.....

the evidence is needed when the stories begin in the morning. Passing out is not what us fellow duners will ever admit to. Every time entering a new campsite keep your eyes posted on the little eye in the sky somewhere near.....

FHJ'S bunhole. Everyone started eating as Taco in the corner noticed that Got_Sand had a big hole in his riding pants right in the butt area. Taco asked him what happened and he said promise not to tell anyone. Taco said sure, so Got_Sand started to tell him but all of a sudden running around the trailer with a hot poker was........