....IT WAS TIME TO PARTY. FHJ WAS THE HERO OF THE DAY WITH HIS STINKY A$$....

I tried to revive Taco, without enough effort, I might add, so off to protect all the PMV`s left, we crested the first dune when ......

...my mom called. Dinner was ready. This worried me because my mom passed away a year ago. I thought it must be some meesage from the other side. But what did it mean?

What else could I do. I grabbed a ham sandwich I made earlier and stuffed into my pocket. Like a kitty litter critter, it was balled up and coated with sand. I washed it down with a whiskey and coke and laid down next to my buggy for a nap.

I was awakened by a vision i will never forget...

the ghost of Chuck Boardman appeared and was dancing with my mom, kicken up sand that started huge hurricane force winds and.......

.....FHJ AND KENNIE MAKING OUT IN THE BACK OF STARS TRUCK! I WAS SO DISGUSTED WHEN I SAW THIS THAT I IMMEDIATELY TOSSED THE HAM SANDWICH. THEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, WHAT WOULD KURT DO IN A SITATION LIKE THIS? TAKE A PICTURE AND POST IT FOR ALL TO SEE!
AS SOON AS THE FLASH WHEN OFF THEY BOTH DUCKED FOR COVER! I WENT TO ASK THEM WHAT THE HELL THEY WERE DOING AND THEY SAID.....

Taco, you have homosexual issues to deal with, are`nt you supposed to be dead? so FHJ got up and rescued all the damsels in distress from the terrible winds, headed to China wall to........

We we were just cheering each other up thats all. Then....

But wait !!!!! Taco wasn't dead his head was just stuck up a ranger butt. How this happened was he was kissing butt when the ranger was about to fart but sucked air instead. Then all of a sudden in the air is it a plane no its.............

COME ON FHJ.....JUST HAVIN' A GOOD TIME W/YOU TWO.....

....ITS SLAPPYMAN....FASTER THAN YOU MORE POWERFUL THAN A BANSHEE...

then SLAPPYMAN started shoving beans down the rangers mouth to try to make the ranger pass some gas to get Taco's head out but...

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AMIGOS SO CAL

Instead of passing gas, the ranger. Well you know s---happens and there lay taco on the ground totally s---faced with a big s---eaten grin.

There laid Taco w/ a bean taco getting himself together.Over in the distance at the canal the group formed, and one at a time they were showing off their tricks. Bam Bam started by getting pulled by a quad and started knee boarding. Crustbrother knowing he could do better started..........


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hoodsurfing naked whilst mrsCrust piloted their V12 supcharged Dodge Ram around the nice sized bowl behind gecko at about 80MPH when alluvasudden mrsCrust got the urge and sent the truck right up over a razor back for sum big air and

a nice cold beer. Everybody re-grouped to talk about the recent events. It was going real smooth, Slappy was cutting a groove, and Mr. Red flew over to say hi. Yet something was wrong because......

FHJ had all the chicks, and was`nt about to share, when the ghost of Chuck Boardman rose again and he said all the coors light in Boardmanville was on the house , so we.........

started da machines, but new somethin be wrong, cuz in da back of her buggy be Desert Fox in a thong!! (Sorry, Slappy in a rymin mode.) All of a sudden Mother G put on a show of strength, sending a powerful, unslappilike windstorm towards da group. So strong dat everybody had to get single file behind FHJ's buggy, and creep to Boardmaniville. Da Pastor provided prayer, when much to our suprise...

the wind stopped...everything was silent. then all of a sudden everyone saw a flash of light and wondered what it was...

It was the Oldtimer flying through the air on fire! He blew a bean f**t next to the camp fire and launched his a** into orbit! He flew right into the boardmanville store and..

The group dove for cover behind DezFoxs bunker shaped A#$..

The Old Timer rolled to a stop in front of the bar, smoke drifting up from his a$$ and everything. As he climbs to his feet with a groan, Desert Fox finally realizes that everyone is staring at her ass, not hiding behind it. She is just about to throw some punches when the Old Timer hands her a Coors light and........

said, "Here, you drink this ****! I'm a Miller Lite drinker. Damn kids!" All of a sudden...

Desert Fox slaps Old Timer, downs the beer, then asks Jeanne for a pitcher of Coors Light. Jeanne explains that they only have Bud and Bud Light on tap, but she can have an ice cold bottle of Coors Light. Desert Fox tells Jeanne...

A ranger pulls in! He has on a 9mm in a holster and is carrying a shotgun. He walks up with an air of authority and asks to talk to the person in charge. Kennie boldly steps up and looks the ranger right in the eye. The ranger mumbled something about meeting the good people of the Glamisdunes.com board and asking if he could join us. Kennie said.....

My what a large gun you have! How long have you had it? Do you get to fire it often? And have you cleaned the barrell lately? Wow I see that is a double barrel shotgun. And the ranger said.....

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You can keep your comments to yourself, Dead man Walking. I'm here taking reports about a "Dune Troll". Has anyone seen one? Can you describe it? Does anyone know what they taste like?
Just then the ghost of Chuck Boardman appeared again. The cop almost...

pee`d his pants, the whole gang laughed and once again ALL the chicks went with FHJ, trying to reach Slappys secret place......

almost missed the sexual inuendo in bansheeGal's gun questions. But when he realized what she was really asking him about, he blushed and

and crustbrother got ****ed cause he got beaten out on the post so once again........

where the dune troll is hiding out, waiting for his little servants to bring a human morsel for...

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Then, Stacy rolls up on the Polaris with a trailer full of Beano to fight the industrial sized a$$ gas problem.

but Kenny inhaled it all anyway and went back to french kissing Desert Fox, her boy Jim said "thats enough ,now lets all........."

let all bum rush FHJ for being so gay and being afraid of girls. Wait I know let the girls make him cry. Over by the ranger station there was taco standing on the roof w/ a flag yelling.....

Screw the freakin milkweed man! You Rangers can all kiss FHJ's smelly butt! With that, he promptly fell off the roof landing in the seat of the Fast Hi-Jumper. (the buggy, not the person) The ranger threw up his hands and left while out of the air, the croud beheld........

That same blazing red Funco buggy making one final approach with landing gear down. It's pilot signaled to Slappy for clearance to land. Slappy looked up and said......

Dat be one bad buggy! James Bond and Octopus$y bailed out of the screaming Funco car and started chasing after FHJ (he had all the chicks). FHJ started running and James Bond said...

Stop crying, you sniveling girl, we don't want you, but all the girls you have been hoarding. With that, FHJ crawled out from under his car and said...

..I left an open beer back at camp. Now that calls for a spankin. So, Desert Fox grabbed her whip and started lashing down on FHJ's bare............knuckles. But, in the middle of a swing, Chef a Da World offered Desert Fox a huge.....

Footlong bratwurst, covered in sourkrout! Someone from the back of the group cleared his voice and called for order. It was VOR and he knew that the masses were hungry. He carefully took the bratwurst from.......

Desert Fox and scolded Chef A Da World for burning the brat. Next thing you know, Chef and VOR are roosting Desert Fox amidst uncontrollable laughter. Just then, from out of the sky came...

skittles raining down in all colors of the rainbow until the dunes were technicolored. So everyone jumped on their machines and did technicolored roosts until someone asked "Hey! Who put what in the koolaid". And when Slappy opened up the kooler he let out a girly-girl scream and said

who drank all the beer? There was FHJ laughing and totally buzzed. So Bam Bam pulled out his club and............

beat Pebbles down,and fhj said"I know why your all pickin on me, I got all the women,ha , ha , ha ,

When all of a sudden FHJ realized that all the women he had were all men off of Santa Monica Blvd. where he usually hangs out. Slappy stood there laughing and pointing...

because FHJ reached up one of the girls' skirt and the was CAPTAIN WINKIE!!!! He got sick right there and....

...wept uncontrollaby. "Why can't I just find a nice girl that don't leak?" He sobbed into his Pina Colada.
The jet powerd Funco was starting to gather a crowd so the pilot, dressed in a G-suit took off his helmet and to everyone's suprise he was ...

drunk and smelly like Kenny, so we all ran to.....

Iran, to dune with the Arabs and kick Saddam's skinny little ass. Then they hopped on an aircraft carrier and

hooked FHJ's buggy up to the catapult. FHJ was grinnin from ear to ear as he prepared to be launched into the sea.

The control tower gave him the nod...
FHJ gave the thumbs up...
Out shot the steam as the hook pulled him down the launch ramp at 250mph.

"Yeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaa" We all heard FHJ yell as he shot towards the end of the launch ramp. Then as the car got air off the side of the aircraft carrier you could see that his ........

pant had ripped off, and then he unleashed the monster sized torpedo/8th wonder of the world, and screamed"eff you sadam!" when .........