An alien space ship was landing. It landed, the doors open and .......

out walks this thing nobody ever seen kinda looked like a.......

baby back rib, but Chummin grabbed it and threw it.......

Then, after he threw it he asked himself...................

That kind of felt warm and nice. Wonder what it was..
SUDDENLY - WHITE COATS showed up and all hell broke loose.
We all started running and dodging as they shot at us with their special ray guns.
There was no where to hide, we were all doomed. Our last night on Earth in Mother Glamis.
As we looked at each other, we knew we had to make a stand but who would be the one to stand first?
Just then, with a woosh spray of sand, you could smell the old 2stroke exhaust, he came riding in fast spraying smoke and sand everywhere.
Who was this brave man? It was....

650, he had come to talk with Chumm about the flag pole incident and....

slappy jumped on the mcslapmachine and sung......

Take this job and shove it...................

cuz I refuse to work for that.......

LOw down dirty rotton PIMP anymore... as he un latched his.......

Levi's Suspenders, cracked a beer and...

pointed to his left and said OMG look at....................

O Soto Gari trying to sell beer and burritos. Then he looked to his right and.....

...saw the girl in BBT's avatar and....

"thats it! Im going back to girls for good!! " Just then the BLM came in ..There were 10 of them..........

All of the ten were just temps from

the Sinaloa Cartel. They were here looking for.............

a man they have been trying to track for years. It was all starting to making sense to the partay people at the campfire... Poule's tire, Chumms stolen coozie, Washys bare arse, of COURSE!! So as Monkey flashed her Chinese chicken salad, the BLM and cartel stared at each other in complete distraction, the dune ridin partay people knew now was the time!! They bolted to their bikes and buggies, Slappalicious at the ready in the McSlapmachine....

...and tried to catch up to SummerGirl 76, cause she was riding away in a thong and a cutoff T-shirt, she gave a look back and....

Flipped off everybody behind her. Just about the time she turned back around she....

hit a dreaded Witches Eye. She was now thinkin'.............

this is really gonna hurt my face when I hit at this speed. Damn, I should have......

Change this to be a PARAGRAPH vs a sentence.. Makes for a way better story and fun and laughter..

but the whitecoats came back and said

This staightjacket is for you.put it on and...

spin in circles then..............

pin the tail on Chummys lucious...

Cold cooler next to the...........

the 2 orphans...

who were busy yelling at......

Slappy. Can you beleive the nerve, yelling at Slappy. It's already been determined that it's Chummin's fault, I mean, who doesn't know that? Well, let me tell you, when Slap got word of what was going on , behind his back, he was in extreme disbelief. Slap tore off up to the top of the dune and...........................

...reached deep into his pants and pulled out ...

a toothpick? Oh wait thats not a toothpick man partly distracted he sees summergirl76 in the next bowl over so he yells out to her, "Hey! Double bubble!



Come on, baby!
I'll give you a ride!......

But She couldn't get on because the toothpick was too hard

"C'mon baby, jump on anyway" and she did, and guess what happened? She broke the damn toothpick, broke it, I tell ya. Broke it half in two. "Well, now we're just gonna have to....

...add some duct tape, that fixes everything. The only color was bright red, so with his red stick, Slap went on his way. And he found the one thing he'd been looking for, the...

special spice of life that only comes from...........

The funky chicken dance off that

Ripple dune then we seen something in the distance so....

we hopped in OB's car and proceeded to get stuck. Just when it couldn't get any worse........

he found out the car was sold so he.....

jumped on a 70 and......

rode to the nearest vet becaues he was in need of a quick neuter job followed by a .......

Breast enhancment which lead to a ...

tummy tuck and hair removal. It really started getting good when....

his shocks quit making noise but suddenly.....

there was extremely loud squeeking and all of a sudden....

a giant rat jumped out and bit his.....

leg as he was getting into his rzr. He didnt notice the rat since he was in such a hurry to get back to the mohome to add to his poop pyramid and...

dumped the clutch but thats when.......