UH OH, THERE ARE SOME THINGS BREWING OVER IN THE MESS HALL AT THE SLAPARMY BARRICKS. THERE IS A NEW MISSION Slap is on the lookout for FG's,
FIELD GENERALS, to be the official inspectors of the Adopt A Wash program. Because, sometimes things need to be critiqued, especially when tasks are being performed. But, what do we know about critiquing folks here at GD.com.

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Anyways, the field Generals will be Slap's top secret agents, and they will be given a secret identity on the board and a mission. After they receive their names and passwords, nobody will know who they is. The Field General's mission is as follows:
-Use the necessary means (McSlappmachines preferred)
to travel to adopted areas.
-Report back all information pertaining to adopted area, basing their inspection on the following:
-----How Clean is adopted area?
-----Was their any trash? Amounts?
-----Action needed.
Pictures will also be taken. As for
action needed, means that maybe there is a large object in a particular area that needs attention, such as a trashed engine, couch, washer, dryer...etc, and it will take more help to have it removed.
They will report back to the board in the Official Forum for Slap's Adopt A Wash and post findings and pictures and critique if necessary. They have the authority to grade the area; 1 ripple out of 10 would be bad. 10 ripples out of 10 would be...um...uh...let's see, SLAPPTACIOUS

. Hot darn Slap is dancin.
Those are the tasks of the Field Generals. Slap is on the lookout for them right now.

. If you are chosen,
DO NOT LET ANYBODY KNOW THAT YOU WERE SELECTED, CUZ THE FG'S ARE GONNA BE HARD CORE... 
. You will be given a new identity, and your soul purpose when you is sign on is to be the FG's of Adopt A Wash. Oh yeah, being an FG will have some power...

Slap is on the lookout for a few Simon Cowls' who is gonna speak their minds and critique the folks (good and bad) and more importantly, help the folks go in the right direction about Slap's Adopt A Wash.

What a great thing.