Feel free to add your own humor. But respect Slappy and Jason and keep it clean. I'll start...
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The Sierra Club and CBD leaders were outraged and baffled when they heard that dirt bike riders depend on green "Slime" to fix their flat tires. One Sierra Club member was quoted as saying, "I can't believe members of our group would be helping these dirt bikers fix their flat tires."

Ted Turner: "Turner, a father of five, also reiterated his belief that the world's human population could have adequate food, housing and medical care if couples voluntarily limited themselves to one child."

More green quotes:
http://www.crowley-offroad.com/Snitz/topic...asp?TOPIC_ID=12

Some of my favorites:

* "In ten years all important animal life in the sea will be extinct. Large areas of coastline will have to be evacuated because of the stench of dead fish." Paul Ehrlich, Earth Day 1970

* "Five years is all we have left if we are going to preserve any kind of quality in the world." Paul Ehrlich, Earth Day 1970

* "In a decade, America's mighty rivers will have reached the boiling point." Edwin Newman, Earth Day 1970

Jason, you can't deny that the ocean's fisheries are in danger of losing important food fish to overfishing and pollution.

Well, I'm no scientist but the last time I checked a can of tuna was still only about a buck! Doesn't sound like the fishermen are having too much trouble bringing in the Yellowfin!

Although I will add that I think it is deplorable that the Japaneese hunt and kill protected whales "in the name of science" so they can serve whale meat in their expensive restaraunts.

Vor

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Lets get back to the topic.

I have the funniest joke of them all,
Are you ready?
Here goes!


Daniel Patterson and the CBD. The biggest joke of all.

Patter-Splatter

Patterson said he was going to show up at the Phx meeting with a "busload" of people.
He and 5 others were the only ones to show up.
Big suprise....they must ride the small bus..LOL!

Yea, and of those 10 or so people on the "short bus" only 5 spoke, from what appeared to be pre-printed talking pointshanded out by Patterson herself.

We kicked butt at that meeting.. Full house and very respectful of dissenting views "well Patterson got booed, but that was cool"

RoostKing....