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KingGlamis
If you have any, post them.

What do an air cooled VW engine and a woman that won't put out have in common?






















They're both horizontally opposed. icon_biggrin.gif
RoosterBooster
not a joke...but still very funny to watch popcorn.gif :short video



note: the guy on the Quad is "sanddunesaddict" on this board 25bangin.gif

sorry Bert icon_wink.gif
QueenGlamis
Got Sand? laughing.gif icon_biggrin.gif
SandTrap
ahahahhahaha
Josh @ DanZio
What does King Glamis's buggy and the Exxon Valdez have in common?



























They both spew oil out! Ha ha ha tongue.gif
KingGlamis
What does Mr. LV's buggy and a fancy purse have in common?






They look alike!
QueenGlamis
What does Mr. LV's buggy and Jenny Craig have in common?


















































They both have fat chicks sitting around all the time!!!! laughing.gif laughing.gif tongue.gif

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Josh @ DanZio
laughing.gif laughing.gif Good one! laughing.gif
QueenGlamis
Only 'cause I love ya! icon_wink.gif laughing.gif
Josh @ DanZio
QUOTE(QueenGlamis @ Jun 25 2005, 09:50 AM)
Only 'cause I love ya! icon_wink.gif laughing.gif
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Oh I know......you love me long time!! laughing.gif
QueenGlamis
Long time, or in some cases (Mr. LV) short time same price! icon_biggrin.gif icon_wink.gif
Josh @ DanZio
QUOTE(QueenGlamis @ Jun 25 2005, 10:35 AM)
Long time, or in some cases (Mr. LV) short time same price! icon_biggrin.gif icon_wink.gif
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Hey, I got shlt to do! laughing.gif
QueenGlamis
Why did Mr. LV have to present at the Micheal Jackson trial?
































































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Josh @ DanZio
Don't forget, Doug was there with me too!!!!! laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif
QueenGlamis
DOH! laughing.gif
KingGlamis
Why did nobody takes pics of Mr LV at the drags?














Because his car is too slow. laughing.gif
RoosterBooster
QUOTE(Mr. LV @ Jun 25 2005, 10:48 AM)
Don't forget, Doug was there with me too!!!!! laughing.gif  laughing.gif  laughing.gif
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that T-shirt is hillarious laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif
KingGlamis
What's the difference between a V8Rail and a John Deere tractor?











One has paddle tires. laughing.gif
RoosterBooster
QUOTE(KingGlamis @ Jun 25 2005, 02:44 PM)
What's the difference between a V8Rail and a John Deere tractor?











One has paddle tires. laughing.gif
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...nothing runs like a Deer icon_wink.gif

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KingGlamis
If you own a Funco Big 5...











You might be a soccer mom. laughing.gif
KingGlamis
If Jeff Foxworthy were a duner...

If you got married at a log-cabin bar in the middle of the desert, and your friends zip tied a "Just Married" sign to the back of your buggy...


You might be a redneck duner.
RoosterBooster
if you get stuck on the first dune in Dumont (trying to follow Big K coocoo.gif ) and for everybody to see ph34r.gif .....
















...you may be ....















....fasterdaddy 25bangin.gif tongue.gif
QueenGlamis
laughing.gif ^^^^^^^^^^
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