Well, it is that time again, TIME TO PLAY, and you know Slap just looooove playin. We we all know, there be quite a few characters in our family of duners, but there be one dat stands out MOST of da time , and his name is CHUMMALINI.

For some reason, Slap enjoys puttin Chum on da spot, cuz he be a perty slapptacious guy...Slap don't mean perty as in physical or anything...welll...um...only sometimes in the early morning ...Anyways, back to da caption; place your caption with the picture, and you can use as many words as you would like. Slap will post the top ten in about...oh, about that time. There is a Slappy Package up for grabs, so good luck, and have some fun.

When you're wearing a helmet this ghey, you gotta stick your pinkie fingers out to match.

Chummin: Dude I was so fast the handlebars melted in my hands.

Bohica: Chumly, you were so slow the stop watch maxed out.

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Holy shiat...flashypants just won. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it over yet, can I get off now?

I think I can, I think I can...

And then there was this whoop ....................and that's all I remember!

I'm not saying I'm old but,....................... I remember when this helmet was cool.

Dude, and then I was like grabbing the next gear.

I must have been haulin' 'cause I got some serious arm pump!

Hey, you think I look bad, you should see the other guy.............................. Where's my handlebars, they were here a little while ago.

Is the race over?

Did I win?

How long are my arms going to stay like this?

Racing a 70 is a lot like fishing...

No matter how drunk you are, you can still do it.

got the serious arm pump going on

OK Esco, if you want to compete in the next Ellcy pocr off race, first, you gotta get the right safety equipment, then you sit on your bike, and assume the "attack" position, like this........

ain't no effin' ranger gonna give me a ticket for ridin this chair without a helmet...

I knew if I tried hard enough, I'd get to be the subject of another Slappy caption contest!

duhh...can anyone tell me when the next short bus is gonna stop by?

funny I may look to thee, but you can't laugh, unless you have a lower number than me...

where's the damn bike

where's the damn beer

what the hell kind of helmet did you give me slappy

Damn, I should have brought the buggy, that way my arms wouldn't be stuck like this...

I am getting too old for this shiat. My arms will be just like this for days...

DUDE, Where my 70

My name is Chumly, it says so on my helmet, and it's writed on my underpants!

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And this is how I did it when I was auditioning for the Rain Man...........

Hey, did I EFF it up too bad to be invited back next time?

Hopefully if I act like a real big huge dork... Penelope will take my pic too.

Bohica said slowest time gets free drinks in Clb Bohica tonight! WOO HOO!!!! So I will just sit here on this chair and pretend like a competior and take last place!!!

easy rider aint got nothing on me

I'm too sexy for my quad...too sexy for my quad, too sexy YEAH!!

I'm serious as a heart attack, you effers! I've been going to Jenny Craig and I DID lose 10 lbs, it's just this little effin 70 makes me look huuuuge!

I am captian INVISABIKE!!
I am here to free the world from the much hated environmentalist...

With my invisable bike, I can sneek into areas untouched by humans for years.
With my state of the art incryptohat, I am protected from the evil death rays...

Put me on anything, I will ride it to the winners circle

When you EFFers get as fast as me, you tooo can be the poster child for EPO racing

Boy do my pits smell



(btw, I'm laughing my ass off right now. )

"I like french fried potaters. Mmm hmm"

NOO... I DON'T think it's the helmet that makes me look like a dork.

"Sorry ladies. I'm taken."

Directions:
Insert ATC70
Pull cord located at rear
Release and step back.

Not recommended for children under the age of 6

I didn't know the short bus went all the way to Mother G

"Naanoo Naanoo"..."Greetings dunelings, I am Mork".....

HERE WE GO.........!

#1 "HAS ANYONE SEEN MY CAPE,BOOTIES, AND UTILITY BELT...?"

#2 "CAPTAIN CHUMMIN AND HIS STEALTH 70 AWAY!"

#3 CHUMMIN AND THE CHOPPER BUNCH............RRROOOOMMM

#4 CHUMMIN EXPLANES PROPER POTTA POTTIE EDIQUTTE!

#5 SLAPPY, HAVE YO SEEN MY BASE-BALL...?

#6 THE NEW MOVIE BY DANA BROWN......."DORK TO GLORY"

#7 NO WAY CAN I GO THREE LAPS, ONE AND MY ARMS PUMPED LIKE THIS!

#8 FREE HUGS

#9 CHUMMIN STARRING IN THE REMAKE OF "HOOPER".

#10 CHUMMIN VOLINTEERS FOR "CLOSEST TO THE DORK HOLE" AT THIS YEARS
GOLF TOURNEY.

Veroooom verooomm ok boys chumly is ready to ride...

Mommy says chumly must wear the helmet all the time...

Dressed in the latest color coordinated riding gear, our hero Chummin demonstrates one of his pre-race rituals by imagining his victory lap before the race.

Whattya mean the rear tires look flat?


They got 15 lbs in 'em....

oompa loompa dooompity doo

A new movie put out by Warner Bros.... Dude where's my quad