Hey Slap, where did you get the name Slappy? Inquiring minds want to know

from his great gran pappy who was sr slappy

You oughta get slapped for even asking.

At least

I think it's cause sometimes he gets slap happy

busted back to buck private for that one mister..

oh it's like that huh? Allright then, I know what your getting for christmas.

hehehehe.. a torque wrench (to the head) maybe..

yeah, I got your torque wrench right here moofer

I could use a new torque wrench...mine's kinda cheap.

why do you need one... thought El Camino & RCD do all the work on your toys...

Well if they had a proper set of tools they could do a better job faster and I could get back to my drinking.

Blame that effin' noob YZ250Rob...I spent over $1500 on tools with that kid as my roommate and finally gave up. I've got literally a half dozen sets of metric sockets missing all of the even-numbered sizes between 10-16, though.