A bus full of environmentalist were driving through the country on their way to a convention. Suddenly the bus veered off the road and crashed into a farmers field.
The farmer seeing the wreck jumped off his tractor and went to investigate. After seeing the outcome he dug a large hole and buried the environmentalist.
A few days later the local Sheriff drives by and see's the wreckage of the bus and asked the farmer what had happened to all of the environmentalist.
The farmer told the sheriff that he had dug a hole and buried them all.
The sheriff replied, My god were they all dead?
The farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them hypocritical environmentalist lie!"

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