And the sign says "Beer-drinkin off-road people, need not apply"
So I crushed my can and parked my ride and went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine nature loving young man, I think you'll do
So I grabbed a beer. Said, "My car's right here. Who'd ya think you were talking to?"
[Chorus:]
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Effin up the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign
And the sign says "Anybody caught in here will be hauled to jail."
So, I dropped the clutch and I roosted the thing yellin' "Look out for my sand rail!"
You put up your gates to keep me out, or to keep Mother Glamis in
If she was here, she'd tell it to your face, Niel, you're some kind of sinner!
[Chorus]
Oh, say now duner, can't you read
You've got to have a pass and flag to see these dunes
You can't ride, no you can't dune, you ain't supposed to be here....
And the sign says "You've got to have an AMA pass to get inside" - UHHH!
[Solo]
And the sign says "Everybody welcome, come here if you love to ride."
But they told us when and where we could go
And to stay on our own effing side
So I grabbed fifty-thousand of us and we ignored their red effing sign
I yelled, "Thank you Niel for thinkin 'bout us, but we can handle things just fine!"
[Chorus 2x]
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Effing up the sand dunes, drawing up the lines..
Go here, don't go there, Can't you read the sign?
And the sign said "No dune access north of seventy-eight"
We promise to you for all time after this date
Everything South of here is yours to ride as you see fit
Until that is, we make a new sign and tell you all to get!
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Effin up the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign
THAT ROCKS................ 
