Slappy gotta tell ya da story about what happened da other night with da McSlappmachine.

Slappy was down kickin it wit da McSlappmachine the other night rappin about da past season together. She told da Slapster dat she was reeeeeaaaaal bummed cuz she ain't been out for awhile, and that she missed Mother Glamis. Well, Slappy was bummin too, so she and Slappy cried together. OOHHHH it felt good to get it out. All of a sudden, da McSlappmachine got this crazy idea; she told Slappy to throw some new shoes on her and take her out for a spin thru da neighborhood. "WHAT! Slappy think you be crazy girl, it be almost midnight". Slappy think she be even crazier than him. Plus, Slappy could get in big trouble. Mrs. McDuner wouldn't be goin for dat one neither, so Slappy had to tell her no. Furthermore, it be way too late at night. Well, da words dat followed cought da Slapster by surprise. And, this be da first time da McSlappmachine got in da Slapsters ais. She started talkin smack hard. You shoulda heard da filth she be sayin. Slappy can't say all da stuff here on da board, but she said Slappy ain't kahonafied, and dat Mrs. McDuner must have Slappy's huevo's tucked away in a drawer somewhere in da McSlapphouse, and dat Slappy not love her anymore. She was gettin all FLABBERMCNASTIFIED on Slap!

OOOHHHHHH DAT WAS IT, SLAPPY WOULD HAVE NONE OF THAT!! The McSlappmachine be callin da Slapster out. As Slappy changed her tread, you shoulda seen da evil grin on her face. She was about to get Slappy in some big trouble.

Out we went in to da night. Man, what a mcfabulous idea she had. We was flyin through da neighborhood together, and oohhhh da McSlappmachines insides was purrin like no other. She was sooooooo happy. Well, as we was rippin through da streets, Slappy noticed a real strong light comin from da air. What da hell was dat? IT BE A POLICE HELICOPTER. MAAAAAAANNNN Slappy started trippin. Somebody obviousely didn't like da way da McSlappmachine was singin, so they musta called da cops.

So, Slappy turned off da McSlappmachines lights and headed into da canyon. AND GUESS WHAT? The McSlappmachine was bailin out on Slappy; gonna sell him out! She was yellin at Slappy sayin, "I told you so Slappy, we should have never gone out, I told you, I told you....."
OOOHHH Slappy couldn't believe it, she was sellin out!!

Da helicopter was close, but was unable to finger Slappy; we was hidden in da bushes, totally cammo. And of course, we was arguin about who's foolish idea it was to ride through da streets in da middle of da night. DAMN STUPID! Slappy told her dat there will be no new B8ES's for her anytime soon. She started gettin all teary piped when Slappy told her that, and Slappy had to tell her that this be no time for cryin, we had to get back home, TICKET FREE. Man, Slappy's heart was racin as da copter flooded da canyon with its million candlewatt bulb. Slappy could swear dat they musta looked for hours.

Finally, da copter headed off, and dat was da break we needed. We dashed back home hopin dat there be no rollin police nearby. As it be turnin out, we had Mothers luck wit us and made it back safe and sound. SLAPPTACIOUS!! DAT WAS ABSOLUTELY NUTSMCFLAPPIZOID!

Once back at da pad, da McSlappmachine rambled on to Slappy sayin, "Slappy, I told you everything was gonna be ok, no problem at all, ya see, ya see....everything was just fine, I told you, I told you". Slappy heard enough. As da McSlappmachine began plannin da next stealth trip through da neighborhood, her words was cut-off in mid-sentence, cuz Slappy pulled her plug............

i thought i was the only one that had a bike that talked to me and tried coaxing me into daring situations! I always make those midnight passes through the streets right after i am done working on my bike! i have a pretty curvy street and i pretend i am Joey Dunlop on a TT course only with a MotoX bike. hehe...

Hi there Wor, Slappy be real happy to hear from you. You know, dat coulda been da situation. All Slappy know is dat he and da McSlappmachine was scared. And boy, when them lights from da copter be close, THEY BE BRIGHT! Slappy thought he was goin thru that alien abduction thing again.....oops....Slappy not suppose ta talk about dat one....the men in da white coats tell Slappy that it was all his imagination. Slappy know better, it happened.....SSSSSSS....ah..forget it...Slappy gettin nervous

2000CR125R, you be exactly right. Everytime da Slapster work on his girl, she demand dat he take her for a ride, no matter what time it be. OOHHH, dat was kinda nasty.....Slappy gotta go........

Hi there WOR, Slappy here. Da McSlappmachine be lovin da BR8ES's, Slap forgot to put da R in there. She say she likes them cuz they run a little hotter then da B9's, and Slappy love it when she get all hot inside, OOOOOHHHHHH BABY. "SING TO DA SLAPSTER SWEETHEART, SLAPPY NEED A SONG....."

Whats a BR8ES? and why do you burn so hot? Sounds like a case of the Hemmies. Peace

I was looking for them R's myself. don't want to burn out no ignition systems now do we.

hey slappy 1 time my bike talked me into ridingher down the block but i didn't know there was a police car parked in sum 1 drive way and =( i got BUSTED the engine stalled so he caught right up to me damn well that was a while ago so i have my bike back now so it's all better

Sheesh,
All I've got to do is fire up the buggy to put it on the trailer and the blue-haired beach across the street calls the cops. You would think she would be happy to have me gone for a few days. When I am home I make her listen to my garage stereo now. she cant call the cops for that.

Slappy gonna have ta throw out a disclaimer. Slappy do not condone ridin your McSlappmachine in da street, no matter how much coaxin she be doin to ya. Slappy know you could get seriously killed . And, if you be readin da story, you be noticin dat when Slappy and his girl be arguin, they was fightin about whose stupid idea it was, and dat it was DAMN STUPID; AND SLAPPY GOTTA TELL YA IT WAS HER IDEA, NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAY. She be sellin out da Slapster to, dats why her plug was pulled.

So, Slappy don't want any kids out there headin into da streets with their McSlappmachines, that ain't SLAPPIFIED......slappy gone!

Mental note; the McSlappmachine is NOT a banshee becuase he pulled her PLUG not her PLUGS. One day all this stuff is gonna add up and I'm gonna figure it out!

-The Goon-


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I'm with you GOON. We're on to something. Slappy gonna blow soon. It's just a matter of time. Kind of like that Volcano or the one reason why I live in Texas, California be falling into the Ocean. I promise to keep the board going when Ya'll fall in too. Ocean front property here I come. Oh S**T gotta go, a tornado is heading right at me. PEACE