Dat's right, Slappy made a suprise visit to Mother Glamis. And let da Slapster tell you this, she was sooooo happy to see Slappy dat she grabbed him right off da McSlappmachine and slammed him to da ground, giving him all kindsa 'sandkisses' as Slappy rolled. Whew!! Slappy try to tell her to not get so excited when she see da Slapster, but she just couldn't stop yappin; she had all kindsa stuff to tell Slappy. And, she did inform Slappy dat Mr. Milkvetch wanted to rap, so Slappy rolled up on Mr. Milkvetch and did lunch with him, but Slappy tell you about dat later.
Well, Slappy loaded up da McSlappmachine dis mornin and headed back to Diego. But, Slappy forgot to remove da McSlappmachines whip. As Slappy rolled on down da highway, Slappy was smilin to everybody, wavin and feelin good cuz he just had a wonderful Cinco De Mayo (you know, dat holiday to celebrate mayonnaise) with Mother. Anyway, da reason everybody be lookin at Slapp on da way home was because Mr. Whip was a flappin in da breeze, but nobody told da Slapster. SLAPPY WAS LOOKIN ALL MCDORKTIFIED. Man, Slappy gotta pay more attention.
The good thing was that Slappy's checkered flag stayed on da whole way home. OOOHHHHH you gotta love it, what a trip for Mr. Whip, almost as fun as Slappy's bowl rippin, ridge runnin, ripple tastin rides.
Slappy do have to add dat Mother G was more beautimus than she has ever been, and boy was she soft. She told Slappy dat he better come see her again soon, even if it's just for a moment to talk. Oh, BTW, Mr. Milkvetch told Slappy a joke, and he asked Slappy to tell everybody:
[i]What do you get when you cross an enviro-wacko with a pound of prunes?
a person spewing c-r-a-p from both ends!
Mr. Milkvetch made Slappy roll on dat one. He do have an attitude sometimes, but once you get to know him, he be pretty cool. Slappy gone!!