YYEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW! Seems like everytime Slappy get excited wit da McSlappmachine, Slappy end up runnin away from Mrs. McDuner. Well, Slappy will fill ya in...
Slappy been havin a wonderful day. Da McSlappmachine been askin Slappy to buy her some new shoes, and Slappy did just that. As a surprise, Slappy also got some new rims for them shoes, and OOOHHHH was she happy. She was so happy dat she started blowin kisses at da Slapster, wet kisses full of 927. Love be so grand . Anyway, Mrs. McDuner been havin a long week (again)! Ya know, it seems dat her weeks be stretchin into months. Slappy always ask when they gonna end, but dat always gets da Slapster 'doinked' on top of his noggin wit somethin. So, as Mrs. McDuner pulled into da neighborhood from a hard days work, she saw Slappy chasin down da 'ice cream man' . Slappy love da ice cream man...he always have wonderful treats. Mrs. McDuner decided dat she wanted some goodies to, so she headed on over. With a smile on her face, Slappy decided dat this would be a good time to tell her about da new stuff dat he got for da McSlappmachine. "YOU WHAT ???" Right at dat time, Mr. Ice Cream Man politely asked da Slapster, "Hey Slappy, would you like something icy cold"? Well, Slappy thought for a second and said, "No thanks Mr. Ice Cream Man, she just showed up!" Now, Slappy have no idea where Mrs. McDuner be gettin all her things to hit Slappy with, but outta nowhere came Slapps torque wrench, 'BOINK'!! "OUCH"! Where da hell did she get dat?? It was like she pulled it outta her...you know .

As Slappy took off runnin, Mr. Ice Cream Man threw Slappy a 'STAR POP', and off Slappy went full speed...in his 'flip flops'...flap...flap...flap...flap...flap...flap...flap...flap...It be seriously tough to run in them things ya know. But, Mrs. McDuner was hot on Slappy's tail...Slappy never knew she could run dat fast.

After an hour of playin 'hide-and-go-seek', Slappy finally ditched her in da neighborhood, and right now she be lost. Maybe da men in da white coats got her? UH OH, them boys be in for a serious 'whoopin' if dat be true, Slappy feel real sorry for them...However, Slappy gonna hide da McSlappmachines new toys for a few days,...Yeah, dat be a good idea, she might have lost the torque wrench by then...

thanks slappy for taking the edge off of a rough day i just got to work and everything is falling apart! had to escape so i went to the board and slappy once again the talesof your life (or misfortunes) have made my day... so thank you once again slappy! hey slapp you know kennie and i were talking and we think king g could sale some more mag's if you have a column in the sandsports! open every one up to the awesome tales of slappy and his awesome machine..... that would kick a$$.

The Tales of Slappy McDuner. I like it. That would be pretty cool in Sand Sports. Hey Slappy, any interest in this idea?
Doug

[This message has been edited by KingGlamis (edited 07-10-2001).]

I for one would love to read that column. Slapp you should do it!!

Slappy bring it

come on slapp "you can do it"... dont have to put a pic on the column

OOOHHHHH JACKSONTERRYFRAZZLEMCDAZZLEWIPPLEMCFLEABIRD , you be serious KingGlamis? Slappy would love to help sell more Sand Sports Mags, S-S-S-S-S-Slappppppppy sttttartin t-t-t-t-t-to...DAMN, "Oh sweetheart, would you p-p-p-please pull da Slapsters finger....PPHHHHRRRRRRRRRT ". 'WHEW', don't worry, Mrs. McDuner bought some new aroma therapy candles, they be comin in real handy right about now...

It would be an honor and privilege to write stories in your mag KingGlamis....HOLD IT, Slappy sure hope this ain't no diabolical scheme to get at da Slapster to expose hisself?? Slappy already got in big trouble for exposin hisself just a short time ago...BUT DAT WAS NOT SLAPPY'S FAULT! Mrs. McDuner pulled a dirty hypnotism trick on da Slapster, makin him do those stupid dog tricks in front of all those people, in nothin but his birthday suit...AND SLAPPY CAN'T HELP DAT IT WAS FREEZIN COLD DAT DAY ! Mrs. Mcduner still laugh at dat one...but hers be comin...oh yes!

BLACKBAJA, Slappy sure glad he could help you out. Slappy sure hate them days that turn sour early on, and only a good laugh be da trick to pull it through. And, it was nice rappin wit ya da other day BLACKBAJA, dat was cool.

KG, Slappy would love it , Slappy be excited. Please E-mail da Slapster KG, you be knowin Slappy's E-mail, Slappy gone...



[This message has been edited by Slappy (edited 07-10-2001).]

You got it Slappy, I'll send you all the details.
Doug

Hey BlackBaja (and Kennie), thanks for the idea of having Slappy write stories for Sand Sports. I just sent him an e-mail with all the details, and if Slappy agrees, you might just see it happen. How cool would that be?!! Slappy's wit and wisdom in SS. I think it's a great idea.
Doug

im happy for you slappy and us that get to read slappy in ss

Hey King G, do they mail Sand Sports mag out here in texas? Would love to subscribe if the Slapster is doing his thing? How do I join? Peace

sweet we were rapping about it the other day after kennie got off the phone with the slapster. glad you liked the idea and way to go slappy for going for it.

Chef, do they have mail service in Texas? Oh yeah, the Pony Express, right? Just kiddin' bud. Sure you can subscribe to Sand Sports in Texas. We even have subscribers in Australia and Saudi Arabia, if you can believe that. If you just send me an e-mail with your name and mailing address, I'll sign you up and you'll get a bill in the mail. Thanks.
Doug

Thanks King G, what is your E-Mail address? Would it be the SandSports.net? Peace

Got it handled King G. Used my brain this time. Now I got a headache. Peace