Them off season blues have turned into pre-season anxiety attacks. Not only has Slappy worked his fingers to da bone tryin to please Mrs. McDuners insatiable quest for perfection, Slappy has endured flyin pots and pans, torque wrenches, shoes, White Coats, doinks, boinks, blips and blaps. Not to mention Mrs. McDuners never ending gynecological foot problem, and all of this in da name of Mother G. OOOHH sweeeeeet Mother G, how her waiting ripples will soon sooth Slaps soul...To say da least, da off-season has been rough, but Slappy gotta tell ya, he ain't outta da woods yet. Mrs. McDuner still gotta lotta spunk left in her.

One late afternoon, Slappy was kickin it at da pad groovin to some Smokey, waitin for da cable guy. You know, Slap gonna be gettin all da good channels and stuff...Anyways, Mrs. McDuner wasn't home yet, and Slappy had all his chores done. The doorbell rang, and as Slappy opened da door, there stood the...CABLE GAL! OOOHHH 'jacksonmcterrysnap', a chic witta tool belt, YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW. Slappy immediately began talkin bout Mother G, cuz you know Mother G is always da perfect conversation piece. It turns out dat da Cable Gal was a duner herself, often ridin da bowls at Buttercup Valley on her trusty Yamaha Warrior.

As she lay on her back connectin da various connections to da back of da TV, she mentioned dat her Warrior was havin rear suspension problems, and dat she had also found a small crack in her frame. HMMM. Well, bein da helpful kinda person dat Slappy be, Slappy politely said, "Cable Gal, would you like Slappy to play wit your rear end? And Slappy know he could find somethin to fill your crack with?"

Da room began to vibrate, and a slow humm filled da air. As Slappy looked up, a flyin Mrs. McDuner, in perfect full body Superfly Snuka form, slammed into Slappy, sendin both him and herself head long into da kitchen, BLAPP. Da Cable Gal looked on in amazement. Maaaaaaaaaan Mrs. McDuner was goin absolutely 'nutsmcflappizoid'. She was off her rocker...You shoulda heard her growlin as she reached for a cutting board. "No way, Slappy be outta here." Slappy had to do some serious Barry Sanders moves to break free. Dats exactly what he did, and out into da neighborhood da Slapster went. HMMM, maybe her gynecologist appointment didn't go dat well??

Slappy slowly walked da neighborhood, still groovin to a Smokey tune spinnin in his head. Off in da distance, Slappy saw a cable van drivin up da street towards him. In da drivers seat was da Cable Gal. She smiled and waved, and it even looked as if she was laughin as she drove by. HMM, Slappy sure hope she has her rear end played with, and most importantly, her crack gets filled.

Yet another Slappy classic. U will never cease to amaze me Slappy

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Those females sure are good at the blips and blaps aren't they Slappy! Man, I bout fell off my chair I was laughing so hard. You finally get an interesting person to talk to and your woman just get's all mcflapazoid on you! Thank goodness she didn't have your torque wrench handy or you might be tied up with coax right now.

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Oh man Slappy, I'm LMAO!!! That was just too funny!
Doug

That was the best one yet Slappy. Women just don't understand..........

Gotta hand it to ya Slap,
Only you could make a
"SuperFly" Snooka refrence and get away with it!

That one needs to go in the McScr&pbook!

Vor

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ShiftingDunes.com

Thanks for da kind words, but maaaaaaaaaan Mrs. McDuner be in some serious shape...Slappy think she get a tingle when she body slam Slap. Slappy gotta be on his toes at all times...'whew'.

Pastor, Slap gonna pop dat one in there.

Another Classic story to LMAO with...thanks

Like your song say, your flirting with disaster...

Good thing it wasn't Paleale hookin you up, you would still be waiting....lol

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Sanduners, I'm always on time...lol... Slappy that was TRULY A Classic I was LMAO...

Paleale

Slappy, you best be stay'n away from dat Cable Gal or you gonna get boinked on da head like never before! I found your torque wrench and I'm waitin' for ya. Don't be worrying about da men in white coats, I'm your worst nightmare. You're sleeping on da couch Slap, and I'm going to hide da McSlappMachine so you can't ride her anymore until you apologize to me.
Mrs McDuner

Hey Mrs McDuner, you better be nice or I'll tell Slappy the real reason why you have foot problems.

JonRyder

OOOOOOOHHH them White Coats be doin anything to get da Slapster in a frenzy...Even goin as far as impersonatin Mrs. McDuner...MAN they be diabolical . Slap gotta warn da Slaparmy, they be tricky...UH OH, Slap hearin noises...TIME TO SET DA BOOBY TRAPS----YEEEOOOOOOOWWW, MOTHER GEEEEEEEE, COME TO SLAPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE! She be callin, and she da only one dat can save Slap...

HMMM?? Where da hell has dat Dune Troll been? Did he join da White Coats??? Dat fuzzy little #@*&%$#...Slappy knew he couldn't be trusted

Slappy, I'm having cable problems do you think you could send the cable gal over. I have some Jim Beam weld for that crack. Oh I mean J.B.weld. She take care of my problem and I will take care of her.
Oh and don't tell Mrs. DUNE

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Slap misses the Cable Gal...Gonna have to call her to check Slaps rod...HEY, SLAP IS TALKIN ABOUT THE ROD IN THE MCSLAPPMACHINE...

That was great! Thanks for the giggle Slap.

Vicki

Yeah, this brought back memories. Like Vicki said, thanks for the laugh