Everytime dat full moon comes around, Slappy start feelin funny. Well, Slappy always be in Mother Glamis durin full moons, so maybe dats why he feel funny. Slappy sometimes do funny things too durin them full moons, like wrappin Ex-Lax chewables in Tootsie Roll wrappers and give them to Mrs. McDuner durin all day nature hikes. MAAAAN Slappy just roll watchin her 'dart' around lookin for a 'drop-spot'. She wonder why it only happens when da full moon be passin over. Slappy never tell.

Anyways, the McSlappmachine has been feelin real depressed lately. She's been gettin all over Slappy for not payin any attention to her. HEY!! Slappy been holdin down da fort at home cuz Mrs. McDuner ain't been feelin to good lately. She been sayin dat her feet been hurtin, so she been seein her gynecologist...you know, da foot Doctor...She say he gonna take good care of her. Slappy don't know what da problem be, but she be gone all da time. He supposedly be some olympic gymnast/gynecologist or somethin, but Slappy sure hope she feel better soon.

Anyways, back to da story. The McSlappmachine been gettin all over Slappy cuz he hasn't taken her to see Mother G; sayin words and callin Slappy names dat Slappy can't even post here in da neighborhood. So, bein da kind, gentle person Slappy be, Slappy decided to surprise her and load her up for a quick run to Mother G. Boy was she excited. She was singin REO Speedwagon tunes, and she can't even stand REO Speedwagon. Whatta nut. So, as Slappy drove on into da gas station, he noticed a couple young childrens hangin out of an SUV window that had just pulled up next to da Slapster. They was pointin and starin at Slappy, so Slappy walked on over and said, "Hi there, do you like Slappy's ride, she is called the McSlappmachine." Guess what dat little 'mcsnazzletoothbedwettineablemcfloniouspunkmyer' said? "Only dorks ride those things. My dad races go-karts, and he'll beat you in a race." WHAT?? ...why you little...Slappy had to take a deeeeeep breath and count to ten. So Slappy politely asked, "Wouldn't you like to ride the McSlappmachine in the sand at a magical place called Glamis?" "Nope" the other one chimed in quickly, "That would make me a dork." Slappy couldn't believe it, they was gettinallupinslappysais.

They just laughed and giggled and laughed some more at Slappy. Even Moms got in a couple good chuckles. Slappy laughed right along with them as he walked on back to his truck and grabbed a handfull of Tootsie Rolls and walked back. The young boys eyes sparkled with joy as they reached out to grab a few. Heck, even moms was more than happy to nibble on a couple. As Slappy waved goodbye and rolled on out to the highway, the McSlappmachine asked, "Did you pack the toilet paper?" Slappy just giggled...

YEEEEHAAAA!!! Excellent story Slap! I sure hope I don't trick-or-treat your camp this Halloween! I'm going to pack extra T-P just in case. Thanks for the laugh this morning. Oh, gynecologist, foot doctor??? I need to start rubbing the wifes FEET more often. She's been lying to me. Peace

THATS GREAT SLAPPY! FINALLY GOT THOSE LITTLE PUNKS! THEY ARE JST JEALOUS CUZ THEY DON'T KNOW THE FEELIN' OF RIPPIN' AROUND A BOWL! I HOPE THEY'RE STILL SPITTIN MUD RIGHT NOW!!

NOTE TO SELF- DON'T EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLL

Eating Slappy's Candy....new meaning to to phrase "Rippin a Bowl"

rippin a bowl


the tootsie bowl that is

Where were you on the night of July 4th 1992 Slap???
Someone gave me some chocolate that sure made my bowels move the next day... all day.....

"My dad races go-karts"

now if those snotnosedlittlepunka$$ muthafukkas said...
"My dad races Trophy Trucks" I would have some respect for the little boogerfacedpimplepoppinanklebiters!

But...go karts. Shifter Karts...cool, but go karts....Come on kids...the McSlappmachine deserves some more credit that!

Little punks need a good