Slappy gotta little somethin to share.
Mrs. McDuner been gettinallupindaSlapstersais lately cuz she be sayin he be spendin way too much time with his friends on da board. So, Mrs. McDuner come home last night and she notice Slappy playin with da keyboard; and no, dat wasn't meant as a sexual thing. Well, maybe a keyboard and some KY??? Anyway, Mrs. McDuner see Slappy typin away, so she yell at Slappy, "Slappy, since you spend so much time with all yo friends, you better take me somewhere I've never been." So, Slappy sit and think a second and say, "O.K., how about da kitchen?"
Slappy had to dodge a flyin shoe after dat remark. Man, Mrs. McDuner be havin a serious throwin arm................