Slappy know dat everybody has had one of these moments one time or another while visiting Mother Glamis; wakin up with a HUMUNGIFIED HANGOVER to da sounds of a little chitlin PEGGIN his or her McSlappmachine in 1st gear right next to your camp, and right where you be layin your head. Slappy gotta tell da story about Willy and Da Kids.

Slappy and Willy showed up at Mother Glamis early one Wednesday mornin lookin to get in some serious bowlblastin, ridge runnin, ripple tastin rides. Mother had expanded her lungs over the weekend, and there be nobody around for miles. Our camp was da only one in sight, and OOOHHHHHH, dis was to be da perfect trip. Mother G never looked so good.

Willy and Slappy got there last ride in for the day just as da sun set and headed back to camp. And as we thought, da ridin was absolutely Slappified. Once back at camp, Slappy and Willy began to sip da suds in celebration for what Mother had provided for us. OOOHHHH it was turnin out perfect. All night Willy and Slappy sipped da suds, enjoyed da camp fire, and ate some McFabulous food. Oh, and did Slappy mention dat we was sippin da suds? Just as da clock hit midnight, Slappy and Willy stumbled into da back of da trucks and called it a night.

Well, Slappy and Willy had PLENTY to drink, and da both of us knew dat it was gonna hurt in da mornin, but no matter, we was plannin on sleepin in....yea, right!

While Slappy and Willy was dreamin of golden dunes and diamond ripples, a family of 5000 kids showed up and had decided to park a mere 50 yards away from us (well, Slappy think it be around 3 kids, but who be counting). 50 yards may seem like far, but when there be nobody around for miles, DAT BE WAAAAAAAY TOOOOOO CLOSE!

At da crack of dawn, them little chitlins cranked up their PW50's and headed right on over to Willy and Slappy's camp. Guess what they found? DA PERFECT JUMP TO PRACTICE THERE 1ST GEAR WINDOUTS ON!!! AND THIS JUMP WAS ONLY FIVE YARDS AWAY FROM DA BACK OF WILLY'S TRUCK. OOHHHHHHH Slappy's head was reeeeeelin'.....One after the other they pegged their little bikes over dat jump. Slappy swear they musta had pro circuit pipes dat had da packing blown out of da silencers. OH DID IT HURT.

But, da tide was about to turn. As Slappy look up, he see Willy standin up on da cab of his truck BUTT NAKED WITH AN UNLIT CIGARETTE STICKIN OUT OF HIS MOUTH, TRYIN TO PEE ON THE LITTLE RATS AS THEY RODE BY. SLAPPY STARTED ROLLIN. IT WAS HILARIOUS. Da look on Willy's face as those kids looked up and saw dis crazy, naked man standing on the top of his truck, smokin a cigarette and tryin to pee on them was classic. Willy's face was all FLABBERMCNASTIFIED. You could just see da anger in his eyes, he had about enough of them little rats. Slappy will never forget dat look on his face.

Well, it worked. Mom saw what was happenin and waved da kids back to there camp, and they never got closer than 100 yards da rest of da day. Slappy thanks Willy everytime he sees him.

I'm LMFAO right now!!![ ] your toooooooo much... thanks

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HA HA , That was great.
Now, I can remember a few trips that I wish Willy had been with me.

I THINK I MAY HAVE SEEN WILLY BEFORE! AND YOUR RIGHT IT ONLY SEEMS TO HAPPEN WHEN YOUR REALLY UNDER! (THIS IS EXACTALLY WHY TACO SLEEPS WITH EARPLUGS)
IN FACT IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, AT THE LAST PARTY, AROUND 2 OR SOMETHING WASABI AND OTHERS SHOWED UP AND DROVE RIGHT PAST MY TENT. I WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN UNLESS EVERYONE TOLD ME THE NEXT MORNING!

Slappy your storys are just to dam funny. Wille sound like one funny mofo, that had the problem well in hand.

Hmm,

I think this story is about slappy and HIS willy, he just doesn't want to say so!

Stacy

I'm with you Stacy!
-The Goon-

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Thats one of the all-time classics Slappy. Thanks for the great laugh. Peace

Dam that was funny. It reminds me of the time:
That I got to Havasu @ 4am on Sat. So I crashed out early on Sat night to make amends. My little brother fired up his Hawaiian boat (which was parked right next to my tent) and revvvvvvvved the motor to the hightest rpms ever. Then yelled "Tell me when my sister gets here!" I nearly pounced his ass BUT I got up & partied.

Sure is hard to jump out of the sleeping bag and show them it doesn't bother you. I have a buddy that denies he ever sleeps. He'll party with you anytime, anywhere. Still one of the greatest stories you've written Slapster. Peace