It be time to play, and you know Slappy just love playin...Of course, it be Caption Contest time. You all be knowin da rules: Place your caption with the picture, and you can use as many words as you would like. There be a Slappy Package up fo grabs, so let dat creative mind of yours wander, and have yoself some fun. Slap will be postin da top ten in about, oh about dat time

Anybody got a chevy?

Y'all wait till he tries to start er. I plugged his tail pipe with that there potato.

All you needs to do is let a little air out the tires Fran. :dis:

Okay now that you've pulled your head out of your ass its time to pull your truck out.

I dont think wrapping that strap around the tail pipe is going to work .

(I'll take shiat for this one)

Here's proof that women are good for more than cooking, cleaning and sex. Dig woman DIG! :shock:

Got Stuck?

Once again,
The non-native species 'jerkus strapikus' (yellow variety) saves one of the endangered "dunis erectis" from becoming a victim to the enviromental stuckage.

You can give it a nice paint job. Give it four doors. Give it four wheel drive.
AND ITS STILL A FORD!

"GOT TRACTION!" NOPE!

"I knew if I purposely got stuck Id get to see her bend over!"

Is that the tail pipe or are you just happy to see me!

Andy

Glamis Cal-Trans Crew

2 rear ends: one is stuck, the other wants to be

its a beautiful day in the slappyhood, a wonderfull day for a camper
would you be my, could you be my, wont you help me get my damn ford unstuck!!!!

on a side note: did you guys know that mr. rogers was a sniper in vietnam? i guess therapy worked for him

"Thanks for the help...by the way what is your name? We'll have to hook up for a ride and a cold one" GLAMIS...THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!!!

SFG

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to pay our last repects to the recently departed F-350 4x4..F O R D will be missed greatly........"

Kid in white shirt "POS..I told them to buy a Chevy"

Lady on ground "M U S T B U R Y...before my husband comes back"

Lady in yellow "I don't know what you're talking about, who died? I didn't see anything..'Megan..hurry your ass up..here comes Bob'.."

On lookers.. "oooooooooooo dude..should we help?..Nah..it's a FORD.."

Leave it to a Ford (Found On Road Dead) to get stuck in the Washes!!

"comes complete with wash lowering kit"

Are you sure this is how you're supposed to start the truck?

I think she is trying to suck start this thing.

Ok, so this dog walks up to the chevy and... well here, I'll just show you with this ford

I told you we'd be better off letting the motorhome pull him out. Now we have 2 stuck fords.

If you get it stuck.. She will dig!

kid in white shirt "Im realy sorry mom,I'll never go out mobbin the truck again"

Maybe we need one more!

Duck, Duck, GOOSE!

Guy in Purple shirt: "Dang, how long is that line of stuck Fords?"

The Trapeze Family decided to practice their tight rope walking from a safer altitude

The group waited patiently while the devout Muslim tow-truck driver fell to her knees, facing Mecca, and began her morning prayers.

"I ain't fallin' fo no banana in da tailpipe!!"

Life is like a garden...dig it!!

Chick diggin is FORD--> Full Of Real Desperation!!

I said blow the ford up!!! Not blow the ford thats why you burned your lips....

Doc

"Yes I CAN suck the chrome off of that ball hitch,just watch"

FORDxFORD

The New FORD Sand Sled...........Now with Chrome Ski's!!!

Just some nice people helping the immigrants get through the Glamis Dunes again.


On a serious note: How can somebody get stuck like that especially when there is a big ass motor home and trailer about 20 feet from them. Anybody that has a MH and trailer knows when the MH smells soft sand they get stuck. For those people to do that there is only one word.
[size=18][b]Rookie.

"Bevis, I told you tieing that truck to the railroad tracks would be funnier then hell!, hehehe."

Lady: "You dumb ass, I told you that having a slammed 4X4 was stupid!"



Vor

Looks like the massive weight of the whip flag in the bed of the Ford was too much for it to handle.

Got Exhaust!!!!

Dam Travis....looks like you pissed off more than just one woman around here!! You better watch your back!! hehe!! :wink:

Lady kneeling to guy in Chevy below.....
Its ok we have help on the way! Dang you left soft sand when you buried yourself.

The Chevy crew were sternly admonished for purposely getting a Ford stuck to further their agenda. Here you see the ring leader preparing for her disaplinary spanking.

Yet another reason not to let the wife drive the truck!!!

New 35" Tires.....$700
6" Lift.....................$1500
Driving skill in the Dunes.................Priceless

Here at GD.Com we are adding a new feature to our home page...[/color]... This photo will be the first in a line of many to come. I'm sure you'll agree, not the first and definately, not the last.

[b][i]Dancing Dinky Says;
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leave it, leave it, leave it.........and set the thing on fire, collect insurance money and buy a bow tie

OK. strstch this rubberband over there, and when bluesky comes slithering by with his camera, it'll get'um right on his little pencil neck...






If this picture does not show the real reason for good tires, nothing does.