We had ourselves a downright slapptacious time together! Let Slap tell you this, Momma McSlapp makes the meanest Mississippi Cider you ever did taste...Puffin cigars and chawin on dat homegrown chaw as Momma played da fiddle...Nobody can hit that spitoon better than Momma McSlapp either...20 feet away with a dead ringer, yep! She be da best...
To all you DUNIN Mom's out there, Slappy wishes all you a belated Happy Momma's Day...Slap woulda wished it on Sunday, but there ain't no lectricity down at Momma's place in da low grove, so he is wishing it now...You are the best...