OOOHHHH it be time to play, and you know da Slapster just looooove playin.

OK, here is the deal. The following picture is gonna be displayed at da Sand Sports Super Show, and Slappy is lookin for a caption to place on it. So Slap is going to be lookin for a certain caption dat captures his fancy...DO YOU HAVE WHAT SLAPPY IS LOOKIN FOR?? Slap will also put the winners board name under the caption on da pic. So it will be like you are a serious master of da arts...And no, not da martial arts.

Y'all know da rules: Place your caption with the pic, and you can use as many words as you would like.

So let that creative mind of yours wander, and have yoself some fun. Good luck...And oh, there is also a Slappy Package up for grabs...
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Mother G has ways of making you respect her.

So THAT'S what a virgin dune looks like! :wink:

Witcheyes! Mother G's way of slow down and enjoy her.

The Dunes version of a "BLICK HOLE"

Can you say "A trip to Pioneer Memorial Hospital?, I knew you could."

After you have tangled with that witch's teet, I got a collar bone brace for you

"Danger Danger, when you hit this here comes the ranger!"

So thats why they call it MOTHER G!

OUCH!!!!!

Mother g talking= Hope some litter bug drives thru me, need to teach those peeps some respect for there mother..

"A sand V and Mother G"

Emergency crews job security..

Just when you relax and think to yourself, "Man I'm getting good at this"...

Endless beauty has a price.

I know there's a G spot in here somewhere.

This could be the makings for a bad day!!!

Dangerously Beautiful

"RESPECT Mother Glamis, OR ELSE!"

A face only a Mother could love.

or

A Place only a true Duner would respect.

or

The Dune version of a Venus Fly Trap!

or

If you help me find my keys, we can drive out of here!

or

Strap a 2x4 to your ass so you don't fall in!

The witch lies dead still, and gazes, unblinking, at the Glamis sky. She waits patiently to spring her trap on any unsuspecting duner to crest her brow...

GOT GASH?

Hey,
There is a collarbone down there!

Got Crash!

QUOTE

Got Crash!

Yeah Thanks, But... No Thanks...

Even in Heaven, you can find the Entrance to Hell.

QUOTE

Even in Heaven, you can find the Entrance to Hell.

Nice!!!!! I like.....

in the twlight zone voice,,

Your now entering the Mother zone, watch out up ahead

Ohhh, dat's NASTY BABY!!

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Deaths door at 100mph,
Deaths door at 40mph,
Know your dunes.

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Get to know your dunes!

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Some people start to see strange things in the desert.

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Before you go in, you better know how you're gonna get out....

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Had one too many Beers, Don't Drink and Ride...

1)Warning " If you don't respect Mother G then you will be flushed down the toilet bowl"


2)Hummmmmmmmmmmm could be a perv - ---I pass

3) Smooth and Clean but pays with consequences

QUOTE

I know there's a G spot in here somewhere.

This ones got my vote! good job mr. dune!

Anna Nichole Smith..."Help...I've fallen and I can't get up!!"

Smugglers dream! 534,386 pounds of crack.

You think thats scary! You should see Father G,s privates!

got crabS?

OOo i bet alot of you have eatin that out.......eating dirt that is

This is what you see when you drink and drive

The Ultimate Good Time

Some thing Only MOTHER G can provide

Call George Lucas, we found the next space monster for the 3rd Star Wars pre-quel!

The Mother of all holes

I've heard that Bakersfield is the armpit of California,
And I've heard El Centro described at the ButtHo of California,
Now, I guess we know what part of California this is.....

1. Like sand through an hourglass, so are the glamis days of our lives

2. Time Bandits

3. God pointed a little too hard when he told us where to dune.

4. Sierra might try to flush us out but they won't be able to flush out the memories.

MOTHER G'S ALWAYS WATCHING YOU NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE. SHE'S GOT EYES EVERYWHERE.

This is one of Mother G's most specialized tools, it is used for testing A-Arm tinsel strength. :.(.

A Mother Glamis version of a speed bump

private eyes are watching you

A mother beconing to her children..

HEY LOOK ITS WINKY!!! :roll:

POOF - your gone!

Oh, sweet irony!!!!!

Thats gonna leave a mark!!!