Posted March 4, 2002

"THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE," Slappy yelled. "Slappy can't believe that somebody would actually steal your "Super Pop" sign Mr. Ice Cream Man."

"Yep Slappy, whoever it was took it right off the side of the van. It's probably hanging in somebody's garage right now," Mr. Ice Cream Man said, "But don't worry Slappy," he continued as he handed Slappy a red, white, and blue flavored Super Pop, "I'll make another one."

"Ya know what Mr. Ice Cream Man," said Slap, "Some people got no respect for other peoples stuff, and dat just makes Slappy real made. And if you find out who did it, just let Slappy know, cuz he'll sick Mrs. McDuner on em."

"That's a fate worse than death Slap, I don't think I could do that to somebody," he chuckled, grabbing one dollar and fifty cents from Slap for the price of the Super Pop.

"You're right Mr. Ice Cream Man, that would be real bad. But whoever it was be deserving it."

Slappy said goodbye to Mr. Ice Cream Man and headed down to his second favorite place, the local motorcycle shop. You see, Slap and the McSlappmachine are gonna rendezvous with Mother G real soon, and she's been yellin at Slappy to get her some new stuff. Anyways, as Slappy pulled up to the "EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOR MOTHER GLAMIS" shop, he noticed that the banner that hung in the front entryway was missin.

"Hey Sparky, where be your sign at?" Slappy asked

"Someone stole it last week Slappy while I was visiting Mother Glamis," said Sparky, "It's probably hanging up in somebody's garage right now."

"You gotsta be kidding Sparky, Mr. Ice Cream Man just had his "Super Pop" sign stolen also...THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE," Slappy yelled.

"You better be careful Slappy, you've got some real nice billboards and banners for GlamisDunes.com now, somebody may just take one for a souvinere", said sparky.

"That is just downright unflapptimonious. People like dat should be gobbled up by a Mother Glamis witch eye, and then spanked by the Dune Troll," screamed Slap.
Slappy grabbed his goodies and headed on home.

Man, this was burnin Slappy up inside. The nerve of some people, takin somethin like a banner or sign just for a souvinere.

When Slappy got home, he opened the garage door and watched da McSlappmachines headlights light up with joy, cuz she knew Slappy was out shoppin for her.

"Hey Slappy, show me the stuff," the McSlappmachine yelled. But Slappy was still so burned up inside about Mr. Ice Cream Man and Sparky's signs bein taken that he didn't even hear her.

"Slappy can't stand people who will just take somebody elses stuff just so they can hang it on the wall or keep it as a souvinere or something. Slappy gonna have to getallupinsomebodysass", Slappy screamed

As Slappy's eyes turned red with anger, he stared directly at the 4'X 8' FMF banner hanging in his garage, and he yelled again, "THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE".

Yes sir Slappy. The nerve of some people gots me all Mcsnuclesomethinged that you said. I'm going to go home and take all my signs down that I BORROWED and return them to their rightful owners. Ooops, sorry Slap, the signs have all been re-hung. Looks like they won't be needing them anymore. I'll put them back up in the garage where they're wanted. Also Slappy, it's post #1000 and i'm honored to do it in your neighborhood. Thanks for giving me somewhere to vent and educate. I hope everyone is learning something today. I sure am. Signs are more than just a material thing. It's everything. I believe everything I read. Peace

Hot darn you made it to the 1000 mark CHEFSTER, congratulations. It be Slap's pleasure that you did it here in the Neighborhood

Slap, check your PM inbox.

Slap,
When you gonna repost the one about
the kids that were riding too close to your camp?
or my favorite:
Your fishing trip?

[quote]Slap,
When you gonna repost the one about
the kids that were riding too close to your camp?
or my favorite:
Your fishing trip?[/quote]

Hey robbie, the post about the kids is below in the archives..
Its called Willie and the Kids.. LMAO.. I die everytime I read it...
http://www.glamisdunes.com/phpbb2/viewtopi...p?p=51968#51968


I would like to hear bout yo fishing trip as well Slappy.. :dis:

Here ya go Robbie, it makes Slap laugh everytime he reads it too Chumster...

Slappy know dat everybody has had one of these moments one time or another while visiting Mother Glamis; wakin up with a HUMUNGIFIED HANGOVER to da sounds of a little chitlin PEGGIN his or her McSlappmachine in 1st gear right next to your camp, and right where you be layin your head. Slappy gotta tell da story about Willy and Da Kids.

Slappy and Willy showed up at Mother Glamis early one Wednesday mornin lookin to get in some serious bowlblastin, ridge runnin, ripple tastin rides. Mother had expanded her lungs over the weekend, and there be nobody around for miles. Our camp was da only one in sight, and OOOHHHHHH, dis was to be da perfect trip. Mother G never looked so good.

Willy and Slappy got there last ride in for the day just as da sun set and headed back to camp. And as we thought, da ridin was absolutely Slappified. Once back at camp, Slappy and Willy began to sip da suds in celebration for what Mother had provided for us. OOOHHHH it was turnin out perfect. All night Willy and Slappy sipped da suds, enjoyed da camp fire, and ate some McFabulous food. Oh, and did Slappy mention dat we was sippin da suds? Just as da clock hit midnight, Slappy and Willy stumbled into da back of da trucks and called it a night.

Well, Slappy and Willy had PLENTY to drink, and da both of us knew dat it was gonna hurt in da mornin, but no matter, we was plannin on sleepin in....yea, right!

While Slappy and Willy was dreamin of golden dunes and diamond ripples, a family of 5000 kids showed up and had decided to park a mere 50 yards away from us (well, Slappy think it be around 3 kids, but who be counting). 50 yards may seem like far, but when there be nobody around for miles, DAT BE WAAAAAAAY TOOOOOO CLOSE!

At da crack of dawn, them little chitlins cranked up their PW50's and headed right on over to Willy and Slappy's camp. Guess what they found? DA PERFECT JUMP TO PRACTICE THERE 1ST GEAR WINDOUTS ON!!! AND THIS JUMP WAS ONLY FIVE YARDS AWAY FROM DA BACK OF WILLY'S TRUCK. OOHHHHHHH Slappy's head was reeeeeelin'.....One after the other they pegged their little bikes over dat jump. Slappy swear they musta had pro circuit pipes dat had da packing blown out of da silencers. OH DID IT HURT.

But, da tide was about to turn. As Slappy look up, he see Willy standin up on da cab of his truck BUTT NAKED WITH AN UNLIT CIGARETTE STICKIN OUT OF HIS MOUTH, TRYIN TO PEE ON THE LITTLE RATS AS THEY RODE BY. SLAPPY STARTED ROLLIN. IT WAS HILARIOUS. Da look on Willy's face as those kids looked up and saw dis crazy, naked man standing on the top of his truck, smokin a cigarette and tryin to pee on them was classic. Willy's face was all FLABBERMCNASTIFIED. You could just see da anger in his eyes , he had about enough of them little rats. Slappy will never forget dat look on his face.

Well, it worked. Mom saw what was happenin and waved da kids back to there camp, and they never got closer than 100 yards da rest of da day. Slappy thanks Willy everytime he sees him.

I've lived that before. Great story Slap. Peace