esco_man
High Octane Member posted 11-08-2001 03:11 PM
Way down in dat old swamp known as Louisiana, Slappy's old lady had been
pregnant for some time, and now the time had come.
So, he brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Slappy and said, "Hey, Slappy! You
just had you a son! " Aint dat grand!!"
Slappy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a little girl.
He said, "Hey, Slappy! You got you a daughter!She a pretty lil ting, too..."
Slappy got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered
another boy and said, "Slappy, you just had youself another boy!
When Slappy and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat
night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
She said, "Yeah, I do."
Slappy said, "Man, it's a darn good ting we didn't use no WD-40!
