Oh how the blooms spring visions of competition; though the light not yet shining in here.
An ongoing fight of giants we'll see; a challenge will come to rise.

In the dark distance, a light has flickered.

The rest of you Sissy La Las go back to sleep, Slap was talking to me.

That would be the part about your light is flickering

Doesn't your car have to make it to the start/finish line to actually talk smack.

tough crowd in here........

Good morning Slappy

Good Morning Slappy

I am among the newest members of your Army.......

I would like to know how you like your ass kissed.....

I aint proud.....

But I am fast.....

BTW, Where's the tongue-in-cheek smilies?

Good morning Mr. and Mrs. Slappy McDuner.

Care for breakfast??

















How's that for a$$ kissing

reporting for duty sir

build it and they will come.....

You all have it all wrong, not kissing, Ass Kicking is what shall be handed out from me since I have YEARS of experience in a long travel.

Also since mine is silver you know it's the fastest

Mine had no problem finishing the GNC race, the only one I've entered.




But I'll be a nice guy and tell you how this next race went.

I just re-read my post and I meant KICK not KISS.


Thanks Mike for pointing that out.......

Oh, and everyone knows that RED is FASTEST! Especially when it has flames on it!

It wasn't finishing that you had problems with it was starting

silver or red may make you faster than some, but my gargoyles and care bears will get me the gold.

I dunno....silver and red is pretty fast....epecially with a V8

GNC stands for:
Girls National Championship

"Creative interpretation" will get you nowhere.

Somebody else blew their lap which forced me to start over, but it all ended well!

What? Are you sending them to my moho? Already have that part covered.

How about that event staff?

you are the best! wait....SLAPPY is the BEST!

<---- thats aimed at your azz StickMan!

Guys National Championship

is TOPS

Buncha old moofers that need a 5 harnes to hold in your old azz's.

I'll watch the parade go by....

Pick me! Pick me.

GNC???? Guys need Corona's

It would suck to roll the new car this round

I'm old, and slow...but like the hopeless contestants on american idol, believe miracles can happen...

That's the best yet ^^^^


3 cheers for BH ..... hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray

<-- Last for sure..

But I have Karaoke..

I love the night... :thumb up:

Got N0 Chance of beating Simrak now...
2 seasons under the belt now with the car...New bead locks so now I can keep the tires on the wheels...and Ive been practiceing every weekend....

I should have no problem getting into the top 25 now...

Ooooh, a new contender for the best post yet ^^^


Nice use of capitals

<<<< the unknown rookie coming in could make some serious waves. got a hard season on the car and a whole lot of circle track racing in the past. (There aren't any right turns are there ?)

Silver can't be fast, especially when it only has 6 cylinders.. uuhh just realized mine is silver with 6 cylinders
ok, you can be fast enough to finish 2nd behind the other silver one..

I don't think one more photographer could hurt.

I am almost down to my race weight, you guys are all in trouble now!!!

I'm in to represent for the girls!!!

One season in my car, but you never know...right Slap man???
Us girls are full of surprises!!!

Run What You Brung....

I agree.


If only 25 show up.

Igotaslowrail that you are all scared of

Dont own a car ........Dont know much ............Can ride like the wind blows......

igotarail should be representing the girls too...he always goes on the girl rides with us

He's a smart man......

One season
3 trips = 1 season then I must have 40 years experience the way you count

Someone has to keep you ladies in line or go back for gas cause someone(you) runs out

be afraid.... be very afraid...

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