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If it don't fit use some spit....

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hammer to fit, paint to match

it's easier to stay out of trouble, than it is to get out of trouble

be friendly to everyone, but have a plan to kill them if necessary

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"comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable"

"don't sweat the petty or vice versa"

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Also, "If it has ( @ Y @ ) or tires, it's gonna be expensive."

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Live your life so you never have to say "I'm sorry" :ck:

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Dont cook bacon in the nude!

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"Live the Life You Love"

"Why buy the cow when you can milk it thru the fence"

"If it flys, eff's or floats, it's cheaper to lease it"

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If you fail to plan, then plan to fail.

If it has ( @ Y @ ) or tires, it's going to be expensive. So true

Edited by manxbuggyman

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Measure once, cut twice..

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Also, "If it has ( @ Y @ ) or tires, it's gonna be expensive."

:sha: The first time I saw that one was 20 years ago...some old hippy dude driving a beat up old truck had a it on a bumper sticker.

Except it said ... If it has ( @ Y @ ) or tires, you've got problems. :lol:

Mel Brooks "It's good to be the King"...I say it to my kids... :sha:

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"bite me"

"Every day above ground, is a good day"

when asked how I'm doing, I usually respond in one of two ways "I've never had it so good, and thank you, for asking" or

" I'm above ground and got a job, it's a good day"

"it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile"

"it's usually easier to do the wrong thing, do it the hard way, you'll feel better" My Pops, I'll always be proud of my Pops.

"Friends are the family, you get to choose"

Edited by tinytimslaw2

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It takes just as long to do it wrong as it does to do it rite .

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Ten minutes early is on time ......... on time is late

Nothin chaps my hide worse than people being late holdin up my plans , you dont realize or give a eff* about others that dont run their life in constant " im late " mode , :bird: to those that do it !

When it`s "we leave at ten" , we leave at ten , not show up at ten to mingle, drink , socialize .

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Life Is Like A Indians Left Breast It's not Fare and it's not Right

My Beer is the Coldest And the fullest

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If It smells like cologne, leave it alone

Never date a girl with big hands (makes ur pecker look small)

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8-80, blind, crippled, or crazy,God made'em, I don't grade'em.

Mr. Harley and Mr. Davidson were talking to God, and they gave him a list of things wrong with his creation. The biggest one that Mr. Davidson brought to God's attention was, "God, your intake is way to close to your exhaust, and the seats don't fit sometimes, some are over stuffed". God replied with" hmmm, it seems there's still more men riding my model than your's".

Don't eat yellow snow.

Dyslexics UNTIE!!!

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Sticker on a friend of mine's truck-

"Slackers Unite! tomorrow."

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Inspect what you expect, and expected the unexpected..... (Saved my a$$ many times lol)

Funny one my dads very short friend always said.

"nose to nose your toes is in it, toes to toes your nose is in it" :sha:

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chrome dont get you home..........do the right thing even when nobody is looking !!!

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"Always look on the bright side of life...doo doo...doo doo...doo doo de doo de doo..."

Sung that on a bus full of hooligans as the police drove us out of Stockholm and dumped us in groups of 5 on the outskirts of town.

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Life`s too short to bang fat chix

Edited by fasthijumper

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No matter what life throws at you, you must improvise, adapt and overcome

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There's nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot.

Dirty Harry!

:lmao:

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If it was really fun, they wouldn't call it 'work' now, would they?"

Throttle is your friend.

Most important gauge in the cockpit "Rounds to Go".

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Ass, Gas, or Grass No one rides for free.

I'm on the right side of the dirt.

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