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Can I have directions to the fantasy land you live in?  And, don't cut it short, get a beer too.

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13 minutes ago, Kraut_n_Rice said:

They have enough things to bitch about.  Don't add to the list with more boobs.  

What would be better, more boobs or more silence?:hmm:

Can hear anything if your ears are covered with Boobs.

 

Btw, that's why men like BJ's so much, x minutes of silence.

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Question: When you're working on your car late at night so you can make a trip to the desert, why does the shop light continually either turn away from what you want to see, or directly into your eyes?

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And why does the part you drop always roll underneath the center of the trailer?

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Does anyone actually LIKE Vienna Sausages? 

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49 minutes ago, Turbo_Manx_Maniac said:

Question: When you're working on your car late at night so you can make a trip to the desert, why does the shop light continually either turn away from what you want to see, or directly into your eyes?

Why is your garage so dark?

 

48 minutes ago, Wash 10 Crew said:

And why does the part you drop always roll underneath the center of the trailer?

Why is it always the 10mm socket that gets lost?

 

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On 12/25/2018 at 9:27 PM, Grease Monkey said:

Use the prev button and it will go to the previous page. If you use the back button it will go to page 1

Yes, this works within the topic. I’m talking about when yore on page 2 of topic listings, select a topic to read and then try to go back to the topic listings. It always takes me back to page one of topics. 

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It's a glitch in the software. It will go back one page it's the 1-5 icons that you circled that are not showing the correct page. Try clicking up a page at a time and it will go up just the numbers stays on 1 in the boxes below.

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It's a glitch in the software. It will go back one page it's the 1-5 icons that you circled that are not showing the correct page. Try clicking up a page at a time and it will go up just the numbers stays on 1 in the boxes below.

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3 hours ago, Grease Monkey said:

It's a glitch in the software. It will go back one page it's the 1-5 icons that you circled that are not showing the correct page. Try clicking up a page at a time and it will go up just the numbers stays on 1 in the boxes below.

 

15 minutes ago, Grease Monkey said:

It's a glitch in the software. It will go back one page it's the 1-5 icons that you circled that are not showing the correct page. Try clicking up a page at a time and it will go up just the numbers stays on 1 in the boxes below.

Dev is that u ?

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1 hour ago, I'm Sorry said:

 

Dev is that u ?

Ok  that’s funny 

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Why do the people who insist on camping right on top of you in the washes listen to music so loudly?

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3 minutes ago, Rockwood said:

Why do the people who insist on camping right on top of you in the washes listen to music so loudly?

First tell me the secret behind Asian driving

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5 minutes ago, mike dee said:

First tell me the secret behind Asian driving

It’s easy: first stick a visor over your face, then turn on your turn signal and leave it there, then stare straight ahead with zero concern about your fellow motorists. 

They just finished a wonderful little diddy about Donald Trump and how they wanted to have intercourse with him. 

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16 minutes ago, Rockwood said:

Why do the people who insist on camping right on top of you in the washes listen to music so loudly?

Ok..0k... ok

Because their entitled to it, their on vacation.  #FLatBillup

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14 minutes ago, mike dee said:

Ok..0k... ok

Because their entitled to it, their on vacation.  #FLatBillup

There are 3 trailers and about 20 quads. They’re gonna be spooning tonight. 

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Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? DON~~~

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Why does your nose run and your feet smell ? 

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Ok I have a serious one now.....

Why is it if you are carrying something with 2 hands...your face or nose starts to itch like crazy????????????

Then you look like a total tard trying to maneuver yourself without setting the stuff down to get that itch

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Why did I pay for my wife's box to get laser hair removal 4 seperate treatments, and it just comes back thicker and Fuller than before?

Maybe I should have my entire head done so I won't be bald anymore??

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How do stupid people get hit on railroad tracks when the train has to stay on the tracks and they don't and you can see it coming half mile away?

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1 hour ago, 2turbofords said:

Why did I pay for my wife's box to get laser hair removal 4 seperate treatments, and it just comes back thicker and Fuller than before?

Maybe I should have my entire head done so I won't be bald anymore??

So your telling me.......

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when did md turn GhAY ?

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6 minutes ago, I'm Sorry said:

when did md turn GhAY ?

its A women,  it’s just been too long for you to tell ..... brwahaha

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No happy trail thankfully, but the rest is about right. Used to be bald as a baby, but now I gotta part it in the middle  to get to the chewy center.

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