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Dear tiny8ozbabyjesus,

I sit here on my wonderful company paid holiday and I am contemplating the upcoming 2017 NFL season. 

As you are aware my KC Chiefs did win the AFC West last season and did extend their season by one woeful pathetic game. While it may be bitter that they did knock out your beloved Las Vegas Raiders, I come to you once again in good faith and humility asking for you help.

Please send prayers to my Chiefs so that they may actually get a return trip to the Superbowl and actually walk away with a win. Also feel free to toss in a miracle weight loss program for our coach Andy Reid. 

In todays socialist demanding society, Im sure you will have no problem sharing the win wealth that the Vegas Raiders have enjoyed in the past. 

Also, one last request, please pray that the Chargers all get taintal fleas and ticks and that their retarded owner moves them back to San Diego. 

Thank you sir. In yore name I pray this evening. 

Amen.

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We do not want the F'n Chargers back especially if the are still owned by Spanos...  Move one of the Florida teams here, or expansion, or just not have a team.

Oh, and prayer sent for da Chiefs!

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Football is effing lame now.  Im gonna start watching a sport that doesnt have a bunch of bitchy wife beating rapist ahole kneeling political activists Instead.  Maybe soccer. Or curling.  Chargers can suck it. The sticker is off the superduty and never comming back

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I have put off consideration of this fine example for a plea of assistance in honor of the folks in Houston. Quite frankly just between you and I we're experiencing a quasi-SNAFU up here, I scheduled the storm to hit the conceited douchebags claiming to be "America's team" and somehow Houston ended up with the beat down.

I can however assure you that as a Black Deity who is small and known for his / her buttery smooth wrinkle-free meat sack wrapping that yore ask will be considered favorably. I will add though that wishing ill on the Chargers is now considered beneath even the most devote aficionados as I've done everything but kill their firstborns. The taintal infestations are a given though and will continue for the foreseeable future.

Bless you.

 

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I say thank God for the NFL otherwise all of those hoodlums would be loose in society. Lets  Keep  em running up and down The 100-yard Plantation and makin their masters rich! F chargers all together

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Still appropriate after all this time...

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Please send prayers to my Jacksonville Jaguars. We really need it.....

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Dear tiny8ozbabyjesus,

Thank you for the week one win and making Bellicheat and Brady owen one.

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Being a Raiders guy I normally am not rooting for the Chiefs but I sure did enjoy what I just watched.

Being a football fan I would have like to have seen Kelce and Gronkowski face off against each other on every play. Kelce on D against Gronk when the Pats have the ball, Gronk on D against Kelce when the Chiefs have it. That would be some hard core old school throwing down right there.

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10 hours ago, saychz316 said:

Dear tiny8ozbabyjesus,

Thank you for the week one win and making Bellicheat and Brady owen one.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, give a man a properly inflated football and he will be 0-1.

You are favored, stand tall and go forth.

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Half of the teams at the end of week one will be 0-1, The other half will be worried about when there first loss will come........ Raider fans will wonder when there Mom will be bailing them out of jail.

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OK! Praying for bankruptcy.

Effn NFL closing my airport for the stupid home charger games.

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22 hours ago, MWB said:

Half of the teams at the end of week one will be 0-1, The other half will be worried about when there first loss will come........ Raider fans will wonder when there Mom will be bailing them out of jail.

 Thare.

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My team this year :jeff:

 

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11 hours ago, Esco said:

My team this year :jeff:

 

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Tell Eli to adjust his grill, dude looks like he's pouting getting ready to cry. Makes me want to smack him in the suckhole with a zebra schlong.

Edited by BaBaBouy

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No can do kemosabe. I'm a Raider fan. However as an American, I am having trouble watching any of these guys, this year. I have one of those "House divided' flags I like to put up during the season; my wife is a packer fan. I have instead decided to fly my American flag throughout the season. Good luck.

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Prayers for nfl fans at games as a whole new year of youtube fight vids at nfl games is upon us.

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