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For some reason I've been looking for an old moped. Any chance does someone have one sitting their garage collecting dust?

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Let me break it down for ya....

Mo - (short for Homo)

Ped - (Short for pedophile)

Hence why you have a calling for a moped.

 

Real men ride scooters.

 

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There has to be an easier way to attract fat chicks that isn't so humiliating..........

Maybe hang a ham around your neck and walk thru Walmart?  I am not sure what to do, maybe ask I'm Sorry? 

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Moped or scooter? Moped has pedals.

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How about a 50 cc DWI bike. DON~~~ 

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Yes moped with pedals. 

I will be riding it with Uggs and my unicorn helmet. I will have warm feet and be safe.

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26 minutes ago, donparscale said:

How about a 50 cc DWI bike. DON~~~ 

What is a DWI bike?

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Believe it or not, mopeds are trendy again with the hipster set.  I see them all over. Peas  . . .

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59 minutes ago, Turbo_Manx_Maniac said:

Let me break it down for ya....

Mo - (short for Homo)

Ped - (Short for pedophile)

Hence why you have a calling for a moped.

 

Real men ride scooters.

 

No....scooters are for skinny pants wearing hipsters. Mopeds are for ugg wearing, unicorn helmeted men!

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18 minutes ago, Punchdrunk Monkey said:

No....scooters are for skinny pants wearing hipsters. Mopeds are for ugg wearing, unicorn helmeted XYs!

FIFY to be more in line with those who choose to ride mobile emasculation devices. :bigrin 

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33 minutes ago, Punchdrunk Monkey said:

What is a DWI bike?

Has a cup holder for a cocktail?

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9 minutes ago, TD said:

Has a cup holder for a cocktail?

in AZ at least, you don't need a license to drive a motorcycle under 50cc.  A lot of people with suspended licenses ride these bicycles with engines on them to work. 

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Maybe try one of those new menstrual cycles?

Heard they only run for like a week, but it will look good with the string hanging out of your ugg boot.

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28 minutes ago, Turbo_Manx_Maniac said:

Maybe try one of those new menstrual cycles?

Heard they only run for like a week, but it will look good with the string hanging out of your ugg boot.

Did Joe write that for you??

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6 hours ago, MWB said:

There has to be an easier way to attract fat chicks that isn't so humiliating..........

Maybe hang a ham around your neck and walk thru Walmart?  I am not sure what to do, maybe ask I'm Sorry? 

thanks for thinking of me

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Funny to see guys that own SxS's give a guy a hard time for wanting a moped. :lol:

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1 hour ago, SANDPSYCHO said:

Funny to see guys that own SxS's give a guy a hard time for wanting a moped. :lol:

Exactly.........I'd rock a moped way before a SXS!

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59 minutes ago, spize909 said:

Exactly.........I'd rock a moped way before a SXS!

What if it had a Hello Kitty sticker on it?

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Just saw one on CL a few weeks back for a couple hundred. 

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10 hours ago, Rockwood said:

What if it had a Hello Kitty sticker on it?

The SxS or the moped? I know your SxS has a Hello Kitty  sticker (and flag)......I have a pic of it somewhere. I guess I could dig it up.

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Just now, spize909 said:

The SxS or the moped? I know your SxS has a Hello Kitty  sticker (and flag)......I have a pic of it somewhere. I guess I could dig it up.

My name is on the title.  Not gonna deny that.

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34 minutes ago, spize909 said:

 I know your SxS has a Hello Kitty  sticker (and flag)......I have a pic of it somewhere. I guess I could dig it up.

Why the hate.......If you want to attract 11 year old Asian girls you have to use the correct bait........

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