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HAHA, great facts

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Very true!

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You only break down at the bottom of a bowl.

The worse the breakdown the bigger the bowl

 

Confidence is what you get just before you crash

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The best Dune weather is when your packing to leave.

 

"HJ"     :ex:     :cheers: 

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4 minutes ago, HairyJR said:

The best Dune weather is when your packing to leave.

 

"HJ"     :ex:     :cheers: 

Not to be the type of guy who has to disagree with everything lol but..... this season it seems every time I packed up it got windy. And damn near every drive home was into a head wind. 

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The only way to buy the sand rail you really want is with cubic megabucks.

That's megabucks, stacked on top of megabucks, completely surrounded by megabucks.

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It's Sunday morning, and you agree to go on "one last ride."

You know immediately you just jinxed yourself!

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When you bring that special bottle of wine for the wife, and you forget the corkscrew...

You bring out 3 tritips, but all of your propane bottles are empty!

You leave your fridge running on propane in storage in between trips with a bunch of steaks in the freezer. Of course the propane runs out 2 days before you get back for the next trip.

You go on a dune run and leave "someone" in the trailer. "Someone" decides to run the front AC without turning on the genny and runs the batteries down with the inverter. This damages the inverter, but "someone" doesn't tell you. You turn on the microwave and it blows up. You turn on the surround sound stereo, and it blows up. So does the powered subwoofer, and the TV. Then you figure out the inverter is damaged. $800 later, you're still not speaking to "someone."

How many times do you have to tell "someone" not to slam the trailer door? Apparently 2,000 times, because 1,000 times didn't make any difference...

You used to put your cooler full of beer outside your trailer door but then you notice the same guy has brought the same warm beers in the same cooler without ice for 4 trips now and you realize he's been drinking all of your beer all weekend every time and he never seems to catch the ice truck... so you're forced to lock your cooler inside your trailer whenever you go for a dune run...

The guy camped next to you has locked all of his family's toys up with a cable lock and the next morning, he finds out he left his keys at home. So you whip out your little battery powered Dremel and you're BOTH shocked to find out it only took 4 seconds to cut through the cable!

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he said slamming of the camper door...lol.i think i yell at my kids everytime thay use the door all thay do is swing it open and slam it.the bracket that the piston mounts to above the door frame has 3 screws that hold it.one  of them already ripped it out of the door frame once already.

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My name is Mark and I have an addiction .

Cubic Dollars!! :lol:

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On 3/22/2019 at 9:16 PM, socaldmax said:

When you bring that special bottle of wine for the wife, and you forget the corkscrew...

You bring out 3 tritips, but all of your propane bottles are empty!

You leave your fridge running on propane in storage in between trips with a bunch of steaks in the freezer. Of course the propane runs out 2 days before you get back for the next trip.

You go on a dune run and leave "someone" in the trailer. "Someone" decides to run the front AC without turning on the genny and runs the batteries down with the inverter. This damages the inverter, but "someone" doesn't tell you. You turn on the microwave and it blows up. You turn on the surround sound stereo, and it blows up. So does the powered subwoofer, and the TV. Then you figure out the inverter is damaged. $800 later, you're still not speaking to "someone."

How many times do you have to tell "someone" not to slam the trailer door? Apparently 2,000 times, because 1,000 times didn't make any difference...

You used to put your cooler full of beer outside your trailer door but then you notice the same guy has brought the same warm beers in the same cooler without ice for 4 trips now and you realize he's been drinking all of your beer all weekend every time and he never seems to catch the ice truck... so you're forced to lock your cooler inside your trailer whenever you go for a dune run...

The guy camped next to you has locked all of his family's toys up with a cable lock and the next morning, he finds out he left his keys at home. So you whip out your little battery powered Dremel and you're BOTH shocked to find out it only took 4 seconds to cut through the cable!

Sounds like all that stuff has happened to you. DON~~~

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On 3/20/2019 at 1:27 PM, HairyJR said:

The best Dune weather is when your packing to leave.

 

"HJ"     :ex:     :cheers: 

This could help you decide when to leave. DON~~~

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If there is a camera out, you WILL crash!

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