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I can't be the only one that thinks SoCals account has been hacked.

 

 

 

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5 hours ago, Grease Monkey said:

Well said Socaldmax.

 

SLAPPY........ It's a way of life.

Wish I knew what diet the stickman was on. :lol:

 

 

I wish I knew what diet he was on, too!!

He could make a fortune off of that!

:lol:

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2 hours ago, realbadlarry said:

How close do they have to be to qualify as "genital"? Asking for a friend.

If your junk can touch it, it's genital.

According to my Dr friend.    ;)

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I received this from a Tibetan Munk...I heard he was very good friends with Slappy.

Who is Slappy???

Slappy McDuner was raised a child of color to a lowly share-cropper in the deep south. From a very early age, he was fascinated by the motorcycle. His first love was a QA50 mini-bike that his father, Pappy McDuner, managed to buy for him. This passion only grew as he aged. He managed to graduate and was considered "gifted" by his peers. Using his new found knowledge, he soon found himself pumping gas at "Bernies Pump and Fill". This is where his keen interest developed with the modern combustible engine. After he was fired for sniffing the exhaust one too many times, he packed up and headed west. It took him aproximately 5 years to hitchhike from Toupillo Mississippi to Brawley California. Reasons as to why it took so long are sketchy, but according to sources, Slappy had the gift of gab and would talk to people for hours on end. It is even rumored that he once talked to a man for 18 hours straight about why matchheads are red in color. Yes sir, Slappy was a unique individual. But being such a unique individual caused many people to wonder about Slappy's mental stability. While on his journey, Slappy was arrested by police after they found him running through a corn field with nothing on but his birthday suit. And after what Slappy claimed to be an "alien abduction", the judge committed Slappy to the Shady Hills Mental Institution. To this day Slappy swears that he was abducted by an alien race of "Bionic Women". Slappy met his worst nightmare at the Shady Hills Mental Institution: the men in the white coats. Slappy endured 'treatments', that in his words were, "ABSOLUTELY SHASTAMCSNAPPLISH"! Slappy vowed to escape one day. That day happened when Slappy disguised himself as a mop and escaped, never to be found by the men in the white coats again. That night Slappy began walking. He was following the moonlight that starry night, and singing songs of Robert Preston and Barry Manilow. Slappy kept walking...and walking...and walking...when he stumbled onto the most glorious site he'd ever seen. The sand glistened off the moonlight creating a satin sheet of silver, and abounding with glorious, rippled sand dunes. Her name was Glamis, Mother Glamis that is. Slappy immediately fell in love with her and the plants and animals that live upon her. He has made personal friendships with many of her inhabitants; his best friend being a Red Tail Hawk he calls "Mr. Red Tail". Slappy found his calling. Slappy searched Mother Glamis for two years straight locating various parts of machine and metal. He slept for an hour a day, enduring the heat of summer, the cold of winter, and near death experiences of men and machines. After two years, he had located enough parts to piece together a machine that would not be rivaled even to this day, "THE MCSLAPPMACHINE". Slappy and the "McSlappMachine" can be found in Glamis, and at times are seen far off in the distance ripping bowls and riding ridges. His legacy of preserving the dunes, awareness of the Peirsons Milkvetch, Dune Etiquitte, and dune education are the catalysts of his cause. Slappy is married to his darling wife, Natasha McDuner. Slappy is charming and witty, and endulges in prose and poetry. Very few have ever seen Slappy, and even fewer have ridden with him. If you are one of the lucky ones who gets to ride with him, fear not and ride like the wind, because nobody dune like Slappy dune!

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Well said Steve 

 

Thanks Slappy !!

 

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Bring back Dirt Dogg.

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Must be summer, Slap for Pres.

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yeah what they said 

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Nice job Slappy..

And may the fourth be with you.

 

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Gd. Com is like Pismo to me now I use to always use but not much anymore and just like Pismo I don't ever want it to close..... Some of my best friends in life I met here.... Thank you slappy for everything. 

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From the bottom of my heart to the top of Old Yeller's buggy whip . . . . . . . . . . Thank You Slappy!

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Oldie but goodie 

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One of sooooooooooooooooooooo many great memories :wub:

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20 hours ago, DEV'S RZR said:

yeah what they said 

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Best looking sxs I've ever laid eyes on!! Now  any more of that photo shoot?

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Blast from the past..

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On 7/3/2019 at 9:35 PM, 2turbofords said:

Best looking sxs I've ever laid eyes on!! Now  any more of that photo shoot?

 

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I would like to say thanks to sloppy and also everyone who puts in their time to make this site as great as it is. I don’t always post or add to the discussions but I am seriously addicted to GD. I check it several times a day and am always reading or looking up info on here. I think I have a problem and you all are enablers.

Again, Thank you! 

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Yep this is the club of enablers and addictions  here 

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I'm getting older now and don't go to the dunes much anymore. I go now just to spend some quality time with the grandsons who are 10 and 8 years old. I raised my family in the dunes and they are carrying on the tradition. I loved going  to glamis and love popping onto glamis dunes.com.  

So thanks go to  all who make this an amazing site.

Thanks Slappy!

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1st rule of the new layout...You don't talk about the new layout!

:lmao:

BTW, I like it...Thanks Slappy!

 :cheers:

 

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Well said SoCal. 

 

 

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