Accidents at Glamis

[B0NES 215]

13 minutes ago, hondajimz said:

Thank god nobody mentioned White Claw 

Pleeeease. I’m no basic bitch. 😂

[SofaKing 389]

32 minutes ago, John@Outfront Mtrsprts said:

Did any one get a picture of my car going down the drags?

Yup.  

[Rockwood 1,392]

57 minutes ago, RIDERED said:

Could you please do your math for Keystone Light and Samuel Adams. 

He needs options.

Conversion ratio is 4 KLs to 1 SA, which if in the cooler would mean 21.6 Keith Stones to satisfy requirements set above.

[John@Outfront Mtrsprts 731]

13 minutes ago, SofaKing said:

Yup.  

 it even blew all the green off my car, thanks for posting! LOL

[RIDERED 99]

22 minutes ago, B0NES said:

Pleeeease. I’m no basic bitch. 😂

“No laws when you’re drinking Claws”

[MWB 1,155]

1 minute ago, RIDERED said:

“No laws when you’re drinking Claws”

After the Bartles & James debacle in the late 80's and the Zima incidents in the early 90's there are laws regarding  "The Claws"  and they are punishable by loosing ones man card for at least 90 days.  Continued infractions can get it revoked.

 

Even if there is a stripper named Mercedes involved under no circumstances is it ok to consume enough of the above beverages to wake up with a hang over

[hondajimz 392]

1 minute ago, MWB said:

After the Bartles & James debacle in the late 80's and the Zima incidents in the early 90's there are laws regarding  "The Claws"  and they are punishable by loosing ones man card for at least 90 days.  Continued infractions can get it revoked.

 

Even if there is a stripper named Mercedes involved under no circumstances is it ok to consume enough of the above beverages to wake up with a hang over

Dammit, you forgot Smirnoff Ice. 

[B0NES 215]

1 minute ago, MWB said:

Even if there is a stripper named Mercedes involved under no circumstances is it ok to consume enough of the above beverages to wake up with a hang over

Or Lexus. Along with that would be cinnamon, ginger, amber or Tiffany. 

“Cinnamon to stage two!”

[Rockwood 1,392]

1 minute ago, B0NES said:

Or Lexus. Along with that would be cinnamon, ginger, amber or Tiffany. 

“Cinnamon to stage two!”

Everyone forgets about Candy. 

[MWB 1,155]

1 minute ago, B0NES said:

Or Lexus. Along with that would be cinnamon, ginger, amber or Tiffany. 

“Cinnamon to stage two!”

  My friend married a Lexus, her maids of honor were Amber & Tiffany.....

[MWB 1,155]

1 minute ago, Rockwood said:

Everyone forgets about Candy. 

"Do you like sweet things?"

"Why Yes" 

"Well my name is Candy"

 

Actual conversation , The best one ever though and I wish I would of said it was.  "Hi my name is Bambi, what's your's?" and with out missing a beat my buddy say's   "THUMPER" 

[Rockwood 1,392]

4 minutes ago, MWB said:

"Do you like sweet things?"

"Why Yes" 

"Well my name is Candy"

 

Actual conversation , The best one ever though and I wish I would of said it was.  "Hi my name is Bambi, what's your's?" and with out missing a beat my buddy say's   "THUMPER" 

Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin'
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer"

 

[sausage450r 1,491]

19 hours ago, I'm Sorry said:

ya but you'll effing argue about it for a l o n g time first

Steve on holiday?

 

[Kraut_n_Rice 489]

27 minutes ago, MWB said:

  My friend married a Lexus, her maids of honor were Amber & Tiffany.....

The after party had to be fun...

[MWB 1,155]

1 minute ago, Kraut_n_Rice said:

The after party had to be fun...

Not really 

Now when his Brother was dating the house mom at Bourbon Street or when my Guitar Player was dating the house mom at Cowgirls........... Those after parties were a lot of fun.

[Chingon619 300]

3 hours ago, DTA said:

Just to add salt to the wound  I know its done with, but 600hp+ and paddles. I could barely get to 100mph at the end of the drags. This is when the drags were a bit shorter, circa 2006. The gearing and paddles just didnt work correctly. It was fun though, on the left of the pic.

Please don't encourage drag racing at the top of Olds. 

[DTA 67]

4 minutes ago, Chingon619 said:

Please don't encourage drag racing at the top of Olds. 

I dont care what they do there. Im sure videos would be awesome if they start drag racing then hitting the downhill.  🤣

Havent been to Glamis since this photo was taken in 2006. I stick to the hardpack. You guys out there are nuts. I used to love glamis and gordons. I couldnt take the stress and worry of injuring someone or getting injured. Calculated risk and all that. One day ill be back im sure.

 

 

[RIDERED 99]

55 minutes ago, sausage450r said:

Steve on holiday?

 

Or a forced vacation...

[Wash 10 Crew 329]

2 hours ago, Rockwood said:

Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin'
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer"

 

Try getting this plated in the strip club, the dj will play it but all the bitches complain and will not dance!!!!! all time great song!!!!!

Edited November 1 by Wash 10 Crew

[Wash 10 Crew 329]

I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops 

Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips milky white skin and baby blue eyes Name was Russell  

Edited November 1 by Wash 10 Crew

[The looney duner 117]

2 hours ago, Wash 10 Crew said:

I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops 

Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips milky white skin and baby blue eyes Name was Russell  

I remember buying that CD when it came out! Haha 

[I'm Sorry 1,769]

3 hours ago, RIDERED said:

Or a forced vacation...

we could only hope so

[Phoenix7 206]

1 hour ago, I'm Sorry said:

we could only hope so

I've read many of the posts here.  If all these references are about Steve/Socal, I just want to say this guy has helped me and given me more advice than anyone here by far.  He cares.  He's trying to help all of us.  Sure he has his style, but ALL OF US have our quirky styles, methods and goals here.  I see patterns in many people here.

And I admit that @tjZ06 really nailed that 90 MPH issue with his calculations.  He seems to be an extremely intelligent and successful man.  And then Steve admitted he was incorrect.  Steve is also extremely intelligent.  I'm glad he's here.  And I'm glad @I'm Sorry is here too.  His style with the short and simple replies is something I could really use in my career where I'm finding that people adhere to short/less detailed email replies.  Plus @I'm Sorry is funny too.

I hope maybe I can help Steve in some way, some day, to pay him back for all the help he has given to me.

 

[B0NES 215]

5 minutes ago, Phoenix7 said:

And I'm glad @I'm Sorry is here too.  His style with the short and simple replies is something I could really use in my career where I'm finding that people adhere to short/less detailed email replies.

Hahaha. Yes you tend to be a little long winded 😂

[Phoenix7 206]

1 minute ago, B0NES said:

Hahaha. Yes you tend to be a little long winded 😂

Sometimes it helps though in my career, Information Technology