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I think he nailed it. DON~~~

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Off San Diego, a U.S. Navy Destroyer stopped four Mexicans
in a rowboat heading toward the coast of California.. 
  The Captain got on the loud-speaker and shouted, "Ahoy, small craft. 
Where are you headed?"
  One of the Mexicans put down his oar, stood up, and shouted, 
"We're invading California to reclaim the territory taken by the U.S. during the 1800's."
  The entire crew of the Destroyer doubled over in laughter. 
  When the Captain finally caught his breath, he got back on the
loud-speaker and asked, "Just the four of you?" 
  The same Mexican stood up again and shouted, "No, we're the last four. 
The other 24 million are already there!"
 
Nobody on the Destroyer laughed.

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13 minutes ago, donparscale said:

 

Off San Diego, a U.S. Navy Destroyer stopped four Mexicans
in a rowboat heading toward the coast of California.. 
  The Captain got on the loud-speaker and shouted, "Ahoy, small craft. 
Where are you headed?"
  One of the Mexicans put down his oar, stood up, and shouted, 
"We're invading California to reclaim the territory taken by the U.S. during the 1800's."
  The entire crew of the Destroyer doubled over in laughter. 
  When the Captain finally caught his breath, he got back on the
loud-speaker and asked, "Just the four of you?" 
  The same Mexican stood up again and shouted, "No, we're the last four. 
The other 24 million are already there!"
 
Nobody on the Destroyer laughed.

The truth is always funny......

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Michael Moore Cancels Gym Membership

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2 hours ago, Air450 said:

Michael Moore Cancels Gym Membership

Joke of the day. Right!

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Sad, he really needs it. DON~~~

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Make sure you read to the end. DON~~~

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. 
She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

 She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters.

 Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

 Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing,
but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

 To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. 
  He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.

 Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

 The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pullet surprise" as well.

 Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.  Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and
screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

Vote carefully in the next election. You can't always hear the bells.

 
 

 

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